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Old 04 May 2000 | 10:24 PM
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Ok, so who watched in joy as VBH sucked on the straw in Top Gear tonight!?

And why didnt she do the same to the drainpipe!?

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p.s. sad I know!
Old 04 May 2000 | 10:29 PM
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In your dreams .....
Old 04 May 2000 | 10:53 PM
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I've only just recovered.
She was hot tonight
Old 04 May 2000 | 11:34 PM
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Hyundai XG30 = TOTAL PANTS
Old 04 May 2000 | 11:40 PM
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**** i missed it again. oh well my stella was nice!!!!!!
Old 05 May 2000 | 08:10 AM
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Has my Scooby *really* got one of those bright red plastic spinny things under the bonnet? (complete with bells)

Wow!

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Old 05 May 2000 | 09:04 AM
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Yeah, but did you notice how many technical points she got wrong?

Aside from an engine needing more "power" to produce more, er, power, everyone knows the red spinny thing with the clear plastic top is in series with the exhaust, not in parallell.

I take it the big blue box was a cosworth in line 4??????.

Now we know where Mike gets his power from

(And glad it wasn't my bonnet she was demonstrating on )

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Old 05 May 2000 | 06:41 PM
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Lads,

Glad to see I'm not the only one who would like to give VBH some fuel injection!

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Old 05 May 2000 | 06:49 PM
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ding dong!

think i'm in love...
Old 05 May 2000 | 09:48 PM
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Anyone remember when she tested the EVO VI about a year ago, she was squealing like a stuck pig!

I'm surprised she managed to get off the drivers seat, I imagine it was a bit sticky!

I'm a bad, bad boy...
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Fellas, so, do you or do you not own a scooby?, yes! right, therefore I applaud your excellent taste in car choice, but, BUT VBH, come on , I think I'm going to puke!!!
She makes Zoe Ball look attractive!

So guys not with you on this one!
Old 06 May 2000 | 04:15 PM
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Zoe Ball!

Holy ****, I'd rather **** Fatboy Slim!!!

Old 06 May 2000 | 06:24 PM
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"Oooooohhhh Stig, I thought we were going to crash then...!"

Get a grip! Can't drive, looks awful!
Old 06 May 2000 | 07:47 PM
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Rough as a robber's dog
Old 06 May 2000 | 08:14 PM
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Zoe Ball!!!!!!!!!
What about the girl who co-presents with Ian Wrighton the Guiness book of Records ?? Just what was she wearin'???
Think I will try and talk My girlfriend into some Leather Tight pants! or the rubber look/silky leggings!! or what ever they were with that Rubbery ribbed top! LOL
not going to tell her where I sor um though!!
Old 06 May 2000 | 08:37 PM
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She's not one of my favourite presenters. I find her boring to watch, she regularly gets things wrong and she look like a bulldog licking p**s of a nettle.
What i really find annoying is that high picth squeak (think it's supposed to be a laugh) she emits from time to time. I could slap her 'till my hand falls off

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Old 06 May 2000 | 10:26 PM
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I agree with Howie

I think VBH is a trumped up public school girl who probable eats from the hairy plate. Face like a blind cobblers thumb if you ask me.

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Old 06 May 2000 | 11:44 PM
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Is this not a bit too sad! I think that VBH looks like a bulldog drinking P:5S off a nettle. Might be a bit harsh but she doesn't know much either! That voice drives me mad!!

Freedom of speech is great!!!

Harj...
Old 07 May 2000 | 12:09 AM
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Must agree Harj. That voice has the same effect as scraping nails on a blackboard.

TG isn't what it used to be - a failed racing driver, a second hand Merc salesman and a half-witted bimbo who knows diddly squat about cars just don't cut it.

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Old 07 May 2000 | 12:12 AM
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Whereas of course guys, you are all paragons of aesthetic virtue....
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So what's the verdict on the blonde bint, Kate Humble?

And I thought this was a Scooby site...
Old 07 May 2000 | 07:03 PM
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Don't even go there, that Blonde thing knows jack!
Old 08 May 2000 | 09:13 AM
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I think she is jolly nice and I would like to 'protect' her.

Come to think of it I'd like to give her a bloody good 'protecting'.

She does know naff all though
Old 08 May 2000 | 10:48 AM
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Yeah Guy's, but even Kate Humble, or whatever her name is, is *MUCH* better than Michelle 'what are these roundy things at each corner' Newman. Now she did drive me nuts and did'nt even know jack****, she knew much less than that!!.

VBH - wouldn't throw her out of bed for farting, those little squeals and yelps of delight, Mmmmmm, VBH

Wasn't VBH some sort of rally driver?, she can probably drive better than 90% of the people on this board, me included.

And Tiff, what an artiste, he can really make a car dance for the camera, and that's what matters when you're a TV presenter.......
Old 08 May 2000 | 10:56 AM
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VBH did karts for years, so she could probably out manouvre most of us. She would be my first choice for a co-pilot anyway

The 'Doris' should stick to the Holiday programme, where she doesn't half make a bikini look good

Let's face it the programmes not perfect but it's better than the rest of 'em.
Old 08 May 2000 | 11:06 AM
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....Doris?
Old 08 May 2000 | 11:47 AM
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Blubs,

hes talking about Hate Crumble
or was that Kate Humble?

Nah, probably right firest time!

VBH does it for me anytime.

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Old 08 May 2000 | 12:34 PM
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Hmmmm...................
Old 08 May 2000 | 10:44 PM
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I think I'm going nuts here...

Does anyone remember the bint from last year, Julia Bradbury. She wasn't on for long, I've seen her on digital TV recently. There is no arguing here, she was a complete ****!!!

Old 09 May 2000 | 01:20 AM
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Those pictures of Kate Humble in a bikini... any one got any links... could do with a drool....

It was Foggy's father-in-law who bank rolled him. Didn't Mansell do a similar thing with himself... morgaged his house or some thing.

Just remebr to be a failed F1 driver you first have to reach F1 which puts Tiff above most of us...



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