Ali G driving tips - Respect!
16 May 2000 | 11:28 AM
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"I as been driving since I was 12, but recently me desided to get a real driving lisence. However, when I went for a lesson, this ponce sat in me car and tried to make me drive like a batty man. Don't worrie, I gave im a one inch punch like Bruse Lee, but because of this, I as decided to pass on me driving knowlage to all ya massive for free. Read through me tips and than you is ready for even long trips (like down to McDonalds). Wicked".
ALI G'S DRIVING TIPS
Tip 1 - Make sure your car is safe
You is gonna lose marks if ya car is a wreck. May I suggest you get an MOT first (me mate Dave will sell ya one for 20 squids - just tell im Ali said). Also, make sure all 8 of ya speakers is workin' at there best (be carefull that the clutch pedel don't damage that 20" bass bin). Tinted windows and UV lights may also win you marks wid de instructer.
Tip 2 - Make sure its safe for you to drive
Its a well known fact that if you is a woman (thats 1 in 2 people in the UK), you will not be able to drive. Batty men shouldn't drive either.
Tip 3 - Drinking and Driving
You should never drink drive (not even if its rainin'). You could 'it a bump an' spill ya drink - Aye. No, me is messin', don't do it.
Tip 4 - Listen for your Instructer
If you can hear your instructer shouting at you, then your music aint loud enough you is probably listening to the wrong music, may I suggest Drum and Bass.
Tip 5 - Use the proper equipment
When your instructer asks you to start the car, remember that you is supposed to use the proper key, not a screwdriver.
Tip 6 - Changing Gears
This is an important part of drivin' and I hope you is payin' attention. There are two main gears you will use, thats 4 and 5. I suggest using 5th in residental areas, and 4th if you is driving on a field or somthin'.
Tip 7 - Breaking and Corners
Breaking and corners 'ave alot in common. You need to be usin' the handbreak for both.
Tip 8 - Correct Signaling
Remember that the horn and headlights aint just for gettin' the attention of that bitch wid de short skirt. They is best used to cuss other drivers if they is goin' too slow (ie 90 mph).
Tip 9 - Advanced warning signs and Speed limits
I aint sure what these things are. You can make about £30 stealing them though. AYE!
Tip 10 - Dat's it, you is now a safe driver. You will be able to spend hours sat in the carpark at MFI wid da Drum and Bass pumpin out.
Keep it safe, keep it real...respect
Wicked!
ALI G'S DRIVING TIPS
Tip 1 - Make sure your car is safe
You is gonna lose marks if ya car is a wreck. May I suggest you get an MOT first (me mate Dave will sell ya one for 20 squids - just tell im Ali said). Also, make sure all 8 of ya speakers is workin' at there best (be carefull that the clutch pedel don't damage that 20" bass bin). Tinted windows and UV lights may also win you marks wid de instructer.
Tip 2 - Make sure its safe for you to drive
Its a well known fact that if you is a woman (thats 1 in 2 people in the UK), you will not be able to drive. Batty men shouldn't drive either.
Tip 3 - Drinking and Driving
You should never drink drive (not even if its rainin'). You could 'it a bump an' spill ya drink - Aye. No, me is messin', don't do it.
Tip 4 - Listen for your Instructer
If you can hear your instructer shouting at you, then your music aint loud enough you is probably listening to the wrong music, may I suggest Drum and Bass.
Tip 5 - Use the proper equipment
When your instructer asks you to start the car, remember that you is supposed to use the proper key, not a screwdriver.
Tip 6 - Changing Gears
This is an important part of drivin' and I hope you is payin' attention. There are two main gears you will use, thats 4 and 5. I suggest using 5th in residental areas, and 4th if you is driving on a field or somthin'.
Tip 7 - Breaking and Corners
Breaking and corners 'ave alot in common. You need to be usin' the handbreak for both.
Tip 8 - Correct Signaling
Remember that the horn and headlights aint just for gettin' the attention of that bitch wid de short skirt. They is best used to cuss other drivers if they is goin' too slow (ie 90 mph).
Tip 9 - Advanced warning signs and Speed limits
I aint sure what these things are. You can make about £30 stealing them though. AYE!
Tip 10 - Dat's it, you is now a safe driver. You will be able to spend hours sat in the carpark at MFI wid da Drum and Bass pumpin out.
Keep it safe, keep it real...respect
Wicked!
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17 May 2000 | 11:47 AM
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Hi John,
Where did you get your hands on this text?
I was sent it as an e-mail circular a couple of months ago. It would be interesting to see where it's got to since then.
Moray
PS:How's that monster car of yours? Bet you can't stand having to drive it in all this sunny weather!
[This message has been edited by MorayMackenzie (edited 17-05-2000).]
Where did you get your hands on this text?
I was sent it as an e-mail circular a couple of months ago. It would be interesting to see where it's got to since then.
Moray
PS:How's that monster car of yours? Bet you can't stand having to drive it in all this sunny weather!
[This message has been edited by MorayMackenzie (edited 17-05-2000).]
17 May 2000 | 12:28 PM
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Hi Moray,
My brother sent it from his work, an advertising agency in London.
It made me laugh so much i thought you guys would love it, AYE!
The westie is coming along nicely, still hitting the odd snag, but thats part of the fun of developing the car.
So far i have upped the fuel flow from a stageringly bad 1.4 LItres/minute to 2.7 Litres/min.
I have to get it up to 3.5 Litres/min in order to fit the 350BHP conversion so a mod to the tank and some Group A pumps are on the cards next.
The engine mounts are too soft for the current power allowing the engine to move enough for the waiste gate actuator to hit the chasis on full power
so thats being done this week.
I melted my cat at donington when showing off to subie gal so i now have a decated exhaust system fitted, lots of flames out the side now 
My brakes were pants too
so i fitted some wilwood 4 pots on monday, going up from 245mm disks on capri 2 pots to 285mm racing 4 pots
My tyres were total pants too, being left behind in the corners at snetterton by stef (on slicks
) was embarasing
So i now have some super sticky Avon Moulded slicks (road legal) going on today
when i have finished this car is gonna be awesome
Its been a real bitch having to drive my westie, geting wind burn far too often
keep it safe, keep it real..... Respect
Wicked!
My brother sent it from his work, an advertising agency in London.
It made me laugh so much i thought you guys would love it, AYE!
The westie is coming along nicely, still hitting the odd snag, but thats part of the fun of developing the car.
So far i have upped the fuel flow from a stageringly bad 1.4 LItres/minute to 2.7 Litres/min.
I have to get it up to 3.5 Litres/min in order to fit the 350BHP conversion so a mod to the tank and some Group A pumps are on the cards next.
The engine mounts are too soft for the current power allowing the engine to move enough for the waiste gate actuator to hit the chasis on full power
so thats being done this week.I melted my cat at donington when showing off to subie gal
so i now have a decated exhaust system fitted, lots of flames out the side now My brakes were pants too
so i fitted some wilwood 4 pots on monday, going up from 245mm disks on capri 2 pots to 285mm racing 4 pots My tyres were total pants too, being left behind in the corners at snetterton by stef (on slicks
) was embarasing So i now have some super sticky Avon Moulded slicks (road legal) going on today
when i have finished this car is gonna be awesome
Its been a real bitch having to drive my westie, geting wind burn far too often
keep it safe, keep it real..... Respect
Wicked!
19 May 2000 | 12:49 PM
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Here is the script of a recent interview between Madonna and AliG
Selecta! I is ere wiv none uver dan da Queenie Mum of
pop muzic,Madonna. Check it!
Ali: So Madge, is you really preggers or as you just
got a spare tyre up your jumper?
Madonna: No, I am five months pregnant, Ali.
Ali: Wicked. So you ain't bin frough da menaplaws yet den?
M: No, I thought I'd better have another baby before my time ran
out,so to
speak.
Ali: Aiiih, fer real. An who is da dad? Does you even know who da
dad is?
M: Of course I know who the father is. It's my
boyfriend, Guy.
Ali: An is e related to dat geezer who make all da fireworks for
bonfire night?
M: No, he's a film director. He directed 'Lock, Stock and Two
Smoking Barrels'.
Ali: Wow, dat is a wicked film. Did you know dat Vinnie
ones once grabbed Gazza's ***** an squeezed em till Gazza started
cryin. Dat was bad,man. Respec to Vinnie, but if e did dat to me I'd
knock
im spark out wiv da one inch punch.
M: I've met Vinnie and he is a very nice guy actually.
Ali: Whatever. Anyways, you is known as da Immaterial Girl. Is dat
cos your talent is immaterial compared to your ability to get your
kit
off?
M: Actually Ali, I am sometimes referred to as the
*Material* Girl.
Ali: But dat is a bit stupid, innit? Every time I sees you, you
ain't
even wearing any material. You is usually stark bo@@ock naked, if
you
ekscuseme french.
M: That's not true. I did write a book called 'SEX' a while ago
and I appeared nude in several photos, but that was
more artistic than pornographic.
Ali: Aiiih, me mate Dave borrowed me dat book an you was showing
your punnani on nearly every page. Well, all da pages dat were stuck
togever after me mate Dave kept spillin is coffee on
dem. Well, dat is what e told me, but I fink e was usin it to crack
one
off, if you know
what I mean?
M: I think I know what you mean Ali. Boys will be boys.
Ali: Fer real, an you don't mind im crackin one off all over you?
M: No, not at all. I'm quite flattered actually.
Ali: You wouldn't be sayin dat if you saw Dave. E is mingin.
Anyway, in one a dem pictures you is gettin it from behind by dat
anilla Ice.Me mate Dave reckoned you was takin it up da a@s,
but me Julie says
dat you is too classy for dat.
M: I wasn't taking it in either orifice.
Ali: Why's dat? Couldn't da Ice Ice Baby get it up? Cos
I erd e is a batty boy.
M: No, it was just a photograph. Nothing was going on.
It was a book about fantasies, that's all.
Ali: Aiiih. But as you ever takin it up da Gary
Glitter? Or is dat a personal question?
M: I have had all kinds of sex in my time, Ali. I've
tried everything, including an@l sex.
Ali: Wicked. Now me Julie ain't got no excuses. Next
time she says no, I'll tell er if it's good enuff for Madonna, it's
good enuff for a bitchfrom East Staines
M: You shouldn't force someone into doing it Ali.
Ali: No, me just slide it in an pretend it was an accident.
M: No, Ali.
Ali: Anyway, what about dat Naomi Campbell? Did you
really av a lez up wiv er while Big Daddy Kane was watchin? Cos dat
is eksactly dafing I wants me Julie to do. She can get jiggy wiv one
of er
mates from da airdressers,maybe Becky or dat Sally bitch, an all I
is
askin is to watch. Den maybe join in when dey is gaggin for a c@ck.
M: I've heard that is a fantasy for most men. That is
why I put it in the book.
Ali: Fer real. So I ain't a pervert den, like me Julie
keeps tellin me.
M: No, not at all.
Ali: Fer real. I is in for a treat tonight. A freesome,
an up da batty for Julie when me gets home.
M: Only if she wants to Ali.
Ali: Whatever. Was you really a virgin when you sang
dat 'Like A Virgin'?
M: No. It wasn't literally about being a virgin. It was a metaphor
for how someone can make you feel when they touch you.
Ali: On da punnani?
M: No, anywhere.
Ali: Me know what you is sayin. Me Julie said she was a
virgin da first time I shagged er in da changin rooms of da John
Nike Leisure Centre. But den I shagged er again a few momphs later
after daall-nightdrum'n'bass party an she told me she was a virgin
den
too. I fink she
was lyina second time.
M: I think she might have been lying the first time as well.
Ali: Is you sayin me Julie as been wiv someone else?
M: Maybe.
Ali: Dat is it. I is dumpin er. I ain't goin wiv no slapper.
Anyway,I erd dat is you knockin on fifty. Ain't you
fought about retirin? Surely you as got enuff squid in da bank.
M: Actually, I'm only in my early forties. And I will
never retire, even after I have my second child. I love work
too much.
Ali: Den you is mad. If I ad as much squid as you I'd
just sit back an chill wiv da biggest spliff in da world an
listen to speed garage
all day. Now I know why you is called MADonna, cos you
is MAD. Anyway, fank you Madonna
M: Why, thank you Ali. And would you like to be in my
new video?
Ali: Aiiih, wicked. As long as dere ain't no batty boys
in it like dat Rupert Everest. Dis time you can bounce on a real
man's lap, if you know what I is sayin. Respec.
So, to all you bitches out dere. If your boyfriend aks
you to take it up da a@s or av a freesome e is not a pervert. Me
main girl Madonna ere says it's cool. West side!
Selecta! I is ere wiv none uver dan da Queenie Mum of
pop muzic,Madonna. Check it!
Ali: So Madge, is you really preggers or as you just
got a spare tyre up your jumper?
Madonna: No, I am five months pregnant, Ali.
Ali: Wicked. So you ain't bin frough da menaplaws yet den?
M: No, I thought I'd better have another baby before my time ran
out,so to
speak.
Ali: Aiiih, fer real. An who is da dad? Does you even know who da
dad is?
M: Of course I know who the father is. It's my
boyfriend, Guy.
Ali: An is e related to dat geezer who make all da fireworks for
bonfire night?
M: No, he's a film director. He directed 'Lock, Stock and Two
Smoking Barrels'.
Ali: Wow, dat is a wicked film. Did you know dat Vinnie
ones once grabbed Gazza's ***** an squeezed em till Gazza started
cryin. Dat was bad,man. Respec to Vinnie, but if e did dat to me I'd
knock
im spark out wiv da one inch punch.
M: I've met Vinnie and he is a very nice guy actually.
Ali: Whatever. Anyways, you is known as da Immaterial Girl. Is dat
cos your talent is immaterial compared to your ability to get your
kit
off?
M: Actually Ali, I am sometimes referred to as the
*Material* Girl.
Ali: But dat is a bit stupid, innit? Every time I sees you, you
ain't
even wearing any material. You is usually stark bo@@ock naked, if
you
ekscuseme french.
M: That's not true. I did write a book called 'SEX' a while ago
and I appeared nude in several photos, but that was
more artistic than pornographic.
Ali: Aiiih, me mate Dave borrowed me dat book an you was showing
your punnani on nearly every page. Well, all da pages dat were stuck
togever after me mate Dave kept spillin is coffee on
dem. Well, dat is what e told me, but I fink e was usin it to crack
one
off, if you know
what I mean?
M: I think I know what you mean Ali. Boys will be boys.
Ali: Fer real, an you don't mind im crackin one off all over you?
M: No, not at all. I'm quite flattered actually.
Ali: You wouldn't be sayin dat if you saw Dave. E is mingin.
Anyway, in one a dem pictures you is gettin it from behind by dat
anilla Ice.Me mate Dave reckoned you was takin it up da a@s,
but me Julie says
dat you is too classy for dat.
M: I wasn't taking it in either orifice.
Ali: Why's dat? Couldn't da Ice Ice Baby get it up? Cos
I erd e is a batty boy.
M: No, it was just a photograph. Nothing was going on.
It was a book about fantasies, that's all.
Ali: Aiiih. But as you ever takin it up da Gary
Glitter? Or is dat a personal question?
M: I have had all kinds of sex in my time, Ali. I've
tried everything, including an@l sex.
Ali: Wicked. Now me Julie ain't got no excuses. Next
time she says no, I'll tell er if it's good enuff for Madonna, it's
good enuff for a bitchfrom East Staines
M: You shouldn't force someone into doing it Ali.
Ali: No, me just slide it in an pretend it was an accident.
M: No, Ali.
Ali: Anyway, what about dat Naomi Campbell? Did you
really av a lez up wiv er while Big Daddy Kane was watchin? Cos dat
is eksactly dafing I wants me Julie to do. She can get jiggy wiv one
of er
mates from da airdressers,maybe Becky or dat Sally bitch, an all I
is
askin is to watch. Den maybe join in when dey is gaggin for a c@ck.
M: I've heard that is a fantasy for most men. That is
why I put it in the book.
Ali: Fer real. So I ain't a pervert den, like me Julie
keeps tellin me.
M: No, not at all.
Ali: Fer real. I is in for a treat tonight. A freesome,
an up da batty for Julie when me gets home.
M: Only if she wants to Ali.
Ali: Whatever. Was you really a virgin when you sang
dat 'Like A Virgin'?
M: No. It wasn't literally about being a virgin. It was a metaphor
for how someone can make you feel when they touch you.
Ali: On da punnani?
M: No, anywhere.
Ali: Me know what you is sayin. Me Julie said she was a
virgin da first time I shagged er in da changin rooms of da John
Nike Leisure Centre. But den I shagged er again a few momphs later
after daall-nightdrum'n'bass party an she told me she was a virgin
den
too. I fink she
was lyina second time.
M: I think she might have been lying the first time as well.
Ali: Is you sayin me Julie as been wiv someone else?
M: Maybe.
Ali: Dat is it. I is dumpin er. I ain't goin wiv no slapper.
Anyway,I erd dat is you knockin on fifty. Ain't you
fought about retirin? Surely you as got enuff squid in da bank.
M: Actually, I'm only in my early forties. And I will
never retire, even after I have my second child. I love work
too much.
Ali: Den you is mad. If I ad as much squid as you I'd
just sit back an chill wiv da biggest spliff in da world an
listen to speed garage
all day. Now I know why you is called MADonna, cos you
is MAD. Anyway, fank you Madonna
M: Why, thank you Ali. And would you like to be in my
new video?
Ali: Aiiih, wicked. As long as dere ain't no batty boys
in it like dat Rupert Everest. Dis time you can bounce on a real
man's lap, if you know what I is sayin. Respec.
So, to all you bitches out dere. If your boyfriend aks
you to take it up da a@s or av a freesome e is not a pervert. Me
main girl Madonna ere says it's cool. West side!
19 May 2000 | 02:03 PM
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Tip 7 - Breaking and Corners
Breaking and corners 'ave alot in common. You need to be usin' the handbreak for both.
found that line very very very funny even after being up for 28 hours solid doing my dissertation.
ahh i like it
Steven
Breaking and corners 'ave alot in common. You need to be usin' the handbreak for both.
found that line very very very funny even after being up for 28 hours solid doing my dissertation.
ahh i like it
Steven
19 May 2000 | 04:32 PM
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Ali G meets Liz Hurley
You'll love this one!
Ali: I is here wid none udder than the women who starred in 57 passengers in a plane wid a blackman wid a gun and International man of stupidness Austin Powerless, Liz Hurley
Ali: Good afternoon
Liz: Afternoon
Ali: Now Liz you is a bigtime **** star is you not?
Liz: No I am not
Ali: But is not you da one that did suck off Hugh Grant in the back of the car.
Liz: No it was not.
Ali: So you is denying it then.
Liz: Denying what.
Ali: Getting your gums around Hughes plums.
Liz: Well I can't really deny it because he is actually my boyfriend.
Ali: So let me get this right you suck him off because you didn't want to let off the punani but you was bored of the house so you did it in the car?
Liz: No it wasn't me it was a prostitute.
Ali: and you was watching yes?
Liz: No I found out about it in the press.
Ali: Did you pay for the prostitute as a present for him because you'd been to the dentist and the painters was in?
Liz: NO! Hugh had his reasons for doing what he done, he said sorry and he is now behaving himself.
Ali: But is it true that he has been married 4 times and died once all in 2 and a half hours?
Liz: No that was the film that made him famous, it was called 4 weddings and a funeral.
Ali: Now I 's have never met him personally but no disrespect true he's your boyfriend and all that plus he pays for it which must be cool for you especially when the pennies are low - but I heard he is minging.
Liz: What's minging.
Ali: You know - not saying much, ugly as a women sumo wid a beard.
Liz: No No No Hugh is very charming.
Ali: He can't be that charming.
Liz: Why.
Ali: Well I know I is not that charming but I've never had to pay for punani except for the time I had to take me Julie to Kentucky because she can't do it on a empty stomach.
Liz: What is Punani, is it some type of food.
Ali; iiiii, Fa reel.
Liz: Well.
Ali: You can describe it like that but you would have to tell people not to chew it cos dat could be painful and if I was hungrey and you offered me your punani I would be a lucky man.
Liz: Is it an exotic fruit?
Ali: Not really although the exotic ones can be better, anyway getting back to you. You was famous once no?
Liz: Well I would like to still be considered famous I hope.
Ali: Yeah but you was famous for that dress yes!
Liz: Which one - There's been quite a few.
Ali: The one where you was accepting the music award, the one wid the union jack all over it.
Liz: I don't own a union jack dress.
Ali: C'mon Liz the whole world saw you drop the melons on telly.
Liz: You have me confused with someone else.
Ali: You is not in the spice girls?
Liz: NO!
Ali: Why not.
Liz: I'm just not.
Ali: But didn't they kick out Geri so you could step
in?
Liz: No they did not and anyway I cannot sing.
Ali: Dat don't matter at least it don't seem that way.
Liz: I am not in the spice girls, although I do like their music.
Ali: Anyway I muss say thank you to the one like Liz for her time and let you people know that it is OK for you to pay for your boyfriend to be sucked off in the back of the car and you can get famous for wearing dresses that don't fit and saying that the spice girls can't sing.
This is Ali G bringing you the flavour straight from Liz Hurley
Punani.
Nuff respect.
You'll love this one!
Ali: I is here wid none udder than the women who starred in 57 passengers in a plane wid a blackman wid a gun and International man of stupidness Austin Powerless, Liz Hurley
Ali: Good afternoon
Liz: Afternoon
Ali: Now Liz you is a bigtime **** star is you not?
Liz: No I am not
Ali: But is not you da one that did suck off Hugh Grant in the back of the car.
Liz: No it was not.
Ali: So you is denying it then.
Liz: Denying what.
Ali: Getting your gums around Hughes plums.
Liz: Well I can't really deny it because he is actually my boyfriend.
Ali: So let me get this right you suck him off because you didn't want to let off the punani but you was bored of the house so you did it in the car?
Liz: No it wasn't me it was a prostitute.
Ali: and you was watching yes?
Liz: No I found out about it in the press.
Ali: Did you pay for the prostitute as a present for him because you'd been to the dentist and the painters was in?
Liz: NO! Hugh had his reasons for doing what he done, he said sorry and he is now behaving himself.
Ali: But is it true that he has been married 4 times and died once all in 2 and a half hours?
Liz: No that was the film that made him famous, it was called 4 weddings and a funeral.
Ali: Now I 's have never met him personally but no disrespect true he's your boyfriend and all that plus he pays for it which must be cool for you especially when the pennies are low - but I heard he is minging.
Liz: What's minging.
Ali: You know - not saying much, ugly as a women sumo wid a beard.
Liz: No No No Hugh is very charming.
Ali: He can't be that charming.
Liz: Why.
Ali: Well I know I is not that charming but I've never had to pay for punani except for the time I had to take me Julie to Kentucky because she can't do it on a empty stomach.
Liz: What is Punani, is it some type of food.
Ali; iiiii, Fa reel.
Liz: Well.
Ali: You can describe it like that but you would have to tell people not to chew it cos dat could be painful and if I was hungrey and you offered me your punani I would be a lucky man.
Liz: Is it an exotic fruit?
Ali: Not really although the exotic ones can be better, anyway getting back to you. You was famous once no?
Liz: Well I would like to still be considered famous I hope.
Ali: Yeah but you was famous for that dress yes!
Liz: Which one - There's been quite a few.
Ali: The one where you was accepting the music award, the one wid the union jack all over it.
Liz: I don't own a union jack dress.
Ali: C'mon Liz the whole world saw you drop the melons on telly.
Liz: You have me confused with someone else.
Ali: You is not in the spice girls?
Liz: NO!
Ali: Why not.
Liz: I'm just not.
Ali: But didn't they kick out Geri so you could step
in?
Liz: No they did not and anyway I cannot sing.
Ali: Dat don't matter at least it don't seem that way.
Liz: I am not in the spice girls, although I do like their music.
Ali: Anyway I muss say thank you to the one like Liz for her time and let you people know that it is OK for you to pay for your boyfriend to be sucked off in the back of the car and you can get famous for wearing dresses that don't fit and saying that the spice girls can't sing.
This is Ali G bringing you the flavour straight from Liz Hurley
Punani.
Nuff respect.
19 May 2000 | 05:49 PM
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All my patient have been waiting for at least half an hourwandering what all the guffaws from my room have been.
The Madonna interview is as funny as the "armageddon" radio clip I was sent. (will forward it to anyone who hasn't heard it but its a big file)
Keep us laughing!
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