if Jeremy Clarkson registered to Scoobynet. you's lot would be made to look like the fools that "most" of you are on here and possibley on national tv

 

i hope he does. would be very funny.

 

i think it would be very funny indeed. not all in a bad way either

 

Peanuts

 

that delete function is top notch

 

Why would that be? Clarkson is a self opinionated, loud mouthed, under achiever, who has all his so called off the cuff remarks written for him. Personally I wouldn't p*ss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire.
dave

 

is that a No then Dave?

 

LMFAO!

 

"Why would that be? Clarkson is a self opinionated, loud mouthed, under achiever"

to be honest he's everything alot of people would like to be.

and an under achiever aint one of them

 

if anything he is very much exactly the same as alot of yours a "keyboard hero"

 

the guy gets paid to blat about in the nicest cars in the world, end of.

 

I'd like to be a self opinionated, loud mouthed, under achiever, do what he does for a living and get his pay check/free cars.

3 down, just the last 2 to go for me !!

 

Well having read some of your replies to these threads some of you do come across looking like *****. But i do prefer the subaru to the evo and always have. I am here to help so anymore questions please ask away.

 

 

1. Please can I have your autograph?
2. Is Richard Hammond really the size of a midget?
3. What ever happened to the fat-bloke 2nd-hand car dealer from your one series?
4. Not a question - moreso a suggestion. My father builds the chassis for the Aston and the Lotus stuff - we came to the conlcusion that with reference to your comments about Lotus/VX220 and your not fitting in it. Perhaps if you cut your hair you might just get in a bit easier.....
5. Can we have the car-darts again please, but with chav/car-theives as passengers?

I'm sure I can think of some more

Dan

 

whats VBH like in the sack?

 

she's built for speed.....

 

1. Self opinionated - Now that's an attribute you need to be a successful presenter/journalist (as opposed to a reporter).

2. Loud mouthed - another way of stating 1. above.

3. Under achiever - I doubt it.....

Personally, I never used to be a Clarkson fan in the days of the old TG format. But, I have to say that the current programme suits him ideally. He's successfully made it his own "vehicle" (groan!).

 

Try learning to spell before calling others 'fools'

 

 

yes.

 

LOL @16vmarc

 

LOL@16Vmarc too

 

hey im not the one throwing all my toys out of the pram, because i bought a melon. Personally this is the most entertaining thing i've ever seen.

 

Dont get out much then do you?

 

JC, James May and Hammond are all great blokes - and its good to have Top Gear even bother to show an Evo and Imp in a VS again - there are much more intersting and important developments in the motor world that they could have shown instead...

...rabble rabble rabble!

 

i should have posted ever seen on this board. it surpasses the n/a Turbo arguments by far

 

What arguments?

 

ahh but the twisties