New Traffic Law:

In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low IQ, an additional flag on the opposite side of the vehicle is required.

 

Yep here is my one at the Nordschleife last weekend.



You had better send an Email to my boss at HP Openview R&D telling them I am a CHAV and have a lower than average IQ.

PS I don't drive with it on I only had it on whilst parked. so am I still a CHAV or just a part time CHAV?

 

Yup when I went onto my drive this morning

Rich Askew BSc (hons)

 

no no noooooo

 

I haven't seen one on a scoob yet, although I did see one hurtling toward my windscreen at 100mph the other day on the M62, having become dislodged from the tw@t in front of me in a riced-up saxo. Fortunately I managed to get out of the way of it. I sincerely doubt they've been wind-tunnel tested somehow ...

 

Time for one of these

 

havent got a flag myself, but whats with the big hate campaign??? if i was in Italy and saw a car with an Italian flag on it i wouldnt batter a eyelid..??? i think we've been so battered with PC behaviour we're ashamed to show a bit of pride in our country. Very sad IMO.

 

Due to the increase in road traffic accidents the DVLA (Driver Vehicle
Licensing Assocation) have announced a revolutionery new scheme aimed
at reducing this alarming statistic.
From now on any driver deemed as being a bit stupid and likely to do
something spontaneously silly whilst in a car, will be issued with a warning
flag.

This flag will be white with a red cross and will be flown in a prominent
position from the owners car.

Although these drivers are quite dangerous the ones to *really* watch out
for are those flying 2, 3 or even 4 warning flags. These people have a
very limited driving ability and should definitely be given a very wide
berth.

An AA spokesman has said that those deemed safe, intelligent drivers
have immediately welcomed this initiative.


Andrew Mason Bsc Hons

 

lmfao


i actualy took great delight in driving over one on the motorway on the way to work, the day after england got lashed all over

 

What's with all this posting of your qualifications?

Graham Frith B.Eng (Hons) MIEE

 

i have no idea

Micky Owens
2004 uk fire certificate
2004 JCMS TPM Training
1989 Silver swimming badge

 

They were a couple at the NBO if i recall....

I have had a near miss twice now on the way to work. Some people sean to foget about then and wind ther windows down, which then created a St Georges Missile flag..

Never mind they will all be burned tonight when England loose.

 

theres another game tonite??

class, ill wind up the football hooligans all night long @ work, bound to be on the radio

 

Steve, post the German chav-ed Pug .

Richard (M.A. M.Eng. (Cambridge), and Cub Scout fire-starting badge )

 

There's a white WRX driving round Mirfield with one one. Each to their own but I wouldn't put one on my car personally.

 

pmsl, just followed on from above really!

(qualifications i mean)

 

I've stuck the little george cross sticker that came in the Daily mail last weekend on my number plate over the top of the EU flag , not because of the football but because I'm English NOT European , Hope this doesn't make me a Chav

Dave

 

Not seen on a Scoob, but I did see a Mondeo this morning with 6 (yes 6) flags on it. That looked crap as well

Chris

 

Yep saw a silver classic with two flags on it last night. I've seen the bloke around and chav definitely sums him up.

 

Seen in Munich this morning.

 

I just saw one at dinner. Funniest thing was what I saw last night though, we have a couple of local chavs up my road and they drive a 106 & volvo s40 complete with neon washer jets Last night I pulled around the corner to see a flag on each front window and one from the ariel on the 106 then this morning I saw the volvo done up the same I must try and take a photo later

 

want some flags at the NBO???

http://www.performance-zone.co.uk/Im...ides/nbo23.jpg

http://www.performance-zone.co.uk/Im...s/CRW_1579.jpg

 

the difference between the English and Italians flags is easy in my opinion. When i see an Italian flag i instantly think of good looking women, pasta, fast cars etc, things that make me want to go there. The English flag makes me think of fat, bald headed yobs covered in tatoos, holding a pint and shouting a form of abuse, if not attempting to have a fight!!

Well related to football anyway

 

In order to reclaim the flag, you'd need to increase the quantity of good looking women waving the flag or wearing patriotic "St Georges Cross" coloured mini-dresses then

J.

 

Saw my first Scoob with flags (two) this morning White classic turbo driving through Calne in Wiltshire. I think he'd have been better off painting a red cross on his car

 

My neighbour has taken this one step further
After he finished with his car, he spray painted a giant St George's cross on the side of his garage, and has now got a St George's cross awning over his barbecue, ffs.
If this wasn't tacky enough, we now have to put up with full volume repeats of 'Vindaloo' blasted into the garden for the full duration of any match day

It was such a nice quiet village 'till the chavs moved in

 

Just get a full decat and blast him out at 2 o/c in the morning

 

I'm going to name and shame.I was driving through Warrington yesterday afternoon and a saw a rather nice WR Blue 01 with all the trimmings and then noticed the TW#T flag on the rear window, it was then i realised it was none other than NICK ADAMS car who is a Scoobynet regular.

He blamed his beloved for fitting it as she was using the car earlier on (Blatant lie) i've vowed not to talk to him until it is removed.

Zippy

 

lol good for you

 

Chav flags in Mirfield.......... jeez - brings the wholer neighbourhood down!! - my father has to live there so he wont be best pleased..............

I'd commit suicide before putting a 'I am a thug' flag on the car..... I think a few have got it right with what the flag showing culture represents......not that most who have the flags would understand as their IQ would be below 100 anyway!!

I can say all this cos I'm Scottish