Quote from todays Hertford Mercury:

"Thieves were using a canoe to make an unconventional night-time getaway along the River Mimram in Hertford when police swooped early yesterday.
A dozen officers joined a dramatic operation involving the forces's helicopter and a dog handling unit to foil the gang as they attempted to steal a set of gold alloy wheels from a Subaru Impeza in Westall Close."...................

I'm disapointed that Herts Constabulary didn't think it serious enough to mount a full scale operation. 12 officers, a dog unit and a helicopter, is that all. Thank god thay wern't trying to nick the whole car, the whole of the British Military might have been involved!!

 

What they didn't explain was all those Police were already there booking the Scooby for it's small number plate then they notice a canoe, jack and 3 hooded masked men The cops asked them to pay the on the spot fine when they rowed off without taking the Jack, the chased them to give it back Luckily the owner later explained to cops they were thieves

LOL

Tony

Ps This was a joke and the Coppers doing a fine job with the resourses at hand