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20 September 2004, 09:16 AM
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Most embarrassing thing
What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you???
With the Impreza away for an engine rebuild, I had to buy a crap car to get me to work and back for the next four weeks....so I bought a 13 year old fiesta.
It was all going well coming back from work yesterday when I hear a massive noise coming from underneath the car...I look in the rearview mirror...and see my exhaust rolling on the A13...I had to pull over and pick it up while everyone was laughing at me
With the Impreza away for an engine rebuild, I had to buy a crap car to get me to work and back for the next four weeks....so I bought a 13 year old fiesta.
It was all going well coming back from work yesterday when I hear a massive noise coming from underneath the car...I look in the rearview mirror...and see my exhaust rolling on the A13...I had to pull over and pick it up while everyone was laughing at me
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A woman dressed as a doctor came to my front door and says she is
conducting a survey and asked me to show her my c*ck.
I feel so embarressed as I have since found out that she is not a doctor, it is a hoax and that she just wanted to see my c*ck.
conducting a survey and asked me to show her my c*ck.
I feel so embarressed as I have since found out that she is not a doctor, it is a hoax and that she just wanted to see my c*ck.
20 September 2004, 01:26 PM
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A few years ago when I was in my <ahem> early twenties, I went out with a few friends. We had a few drinks and took in a club, my memory of the evening is quite hazy but when I woke up in the morning I was in as strange house. As I came to I realised that lying next to me, was what I can only describe as Jade Goody's ugly sister.
<Shudder> still have nightmares now, hopefully nothing happened
<Shudder> still have nightmares now, hopefully nothing happened
20 September 2004, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MattW
A few years ago when I was in my <ahem> early twenties, I went out with a few friends. We had a few drinks and took in a club, my memory of the evening is quite hazy but when I woke up in the morning I was in as strange house. As I came to I realised that lying next to me, was what I can only describe as Jade Goody's ugly sister.
<Shudder> still have nightmares now, hopefully nothing happened
<Shudder> still have nightmares now, hopefully nothing happened
20 September 2004, 06:10 PM
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My first car was a MG Metro, pretty good as it had sport seats , alloys, red seat belts and and abundance of spotlights 
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Anyway I was driving down the road when a large CLUNK occurred, needless to say there were a number of people pointing and laughing as my flywheel fell from the engine and overtook me!!!!! I just kept going
.Anyway I was driving down the road when a large CLUNK occurred, needless to say there were a number of people pointing and laughing as my flywheel fell from the engine and overtook me!!!!! I just kept going
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My first car was a fiat barchetta . One day when i was on the road a strange noise came from the bottom of the car. I didn't give care and kept on going. After 2 minutes when i was overtaking the vehicle infront of me i pressed my finger on the horn --- but there was no sound 
--- can u guess what happened ? My old barchetta's horn had dropped on the road 
I went back to the place, got the horn and went to the welder to fix it 
--- can u guess what happened ? My old barchetta's horn had dropped on the road I went back to the place, got the horn and went to the welder to fix it
20 September 2004, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MattW
A few years ago when I was in my <ahem> early twenties, I went out with a few friends. We had a few drinks and took in a club, my memory of the evening is quite hazy but when I woke up in the morning I was in as strange house. As I came to I realised that lying next to me, was what I can only describe as Jade Goody's ugly sister.
<Shudder> still have nightmares now, hopefully nothing happened
<Shudder> still have nightmares now, hopefully nothing happened
20 September 2004, 07:14 PM
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My first car was a '77 VW polo. Great little car, just kept on running
Driving along I could see a woman sitting in a car in the middle of the road, she had overshot her junction by about a cars length.
Saw her in plenty of time and slowed to a stop leaving about 20 feet between me and her.
Suddenly here comes a police car with the blues and twos on coming in the other direction. Due to a line of parked cars he had to negotiate a narrow gap between parked cars and the woman in the middle of the road. Trying to pull back out again due to more parked cars be loses control and slams into the side of my stationary car and skidded off down the street in a cloud of dust and wing mirrors.
I was laughing so hard that as I tried to get out of the car I tripped and fell into the road
Driving along I could see a woman sitting in a car in the middle of the road, she had overshot her junction by about a cars length.
Saw her in plenty of time and slowed to a stop leaving about 20 feet between me and her.
Suddenly here comes a police car with the blues and twos on coming in the other direction. Due to a line of parked cars he had to negotiate a narrow gap between parked cars and the woman in the middle of the road. Trying to pull back out again due to more parked cars be loses control and slams into the side of my stationary car and skidded off down the street in a cloud of dust and wing mirrors.
I was laughing so hard that as I tried to get out of the car I tripped and fell into the road
20 September 2004, 07:26 PM
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Over took a corsa (full gear, tints, drainpipe lexus lights) as we came out of a 30 into a 60 in my EVO. Over the next couple of miles I drove normally but quickish. Came to a roundabout with traffic and came to a stop, 2 cars behind me stopped and Corsa boy who had been trying to keep up ran straight into the back of this Mondeo.
Hum, not my most embarrasing thing, but must have been for the corsa driver.
Hum, not my most embarrasing thing, but must have been for the corsa driver.
20 September 2004, 08:00 PM
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When I had my first Impreza about five years ago I was leaving a multi story car park. There was a group of lads just by the exit, talking to the attendant. When they saw me coming they all turned around, doing the whole pointy/staring/ respect type thing.
At this point, right in the middle of looking smug, the car cuts out (stall? me?), the power steering obviously cuts out, and caught unawares I mount the kerb and nearly mow the whole load of them down
I felt the red hot poker of shame, i can tell you
At this point, right in the middle of looking smug, the car cuts out (stall? me?), the power steering obviously cuts out, and caught unawares I mount the kerb and nearly mow the whole load of them down
I felt the red hot poker of shame, i can tell you
20 September 2004, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MattW
A few years ago when I was in my <ahem> early twenties, I went out with a few friends. We had a few drinks and took in a club, my memory of the evening is quite hazy but when I woke up in the morning I was in as strange house. As I came to I realised that lying next to me, was what I can only describe as Jade Goody's ugly sister.
<Shudder> still have nightmares now, hopefully nothing happened
<Shudder> still have nightmares now, hopefully nothing happened
20 September 2004, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by T-gro
When I had my first Impreza about five years ago I was leaving a multi story car park. There was a group of lads just by the exit, talking to the attendant. When they saw me coming they all turned around, doing the whole pointy/staring/ respect type thing.
At this point, right in the middle of looking smug, the car cuts out (stall? me?), the power steering obviously cuts out, and caught unawares I mount the kerb and nearly mow the whole load of them down
I felt the red hot poker of shame, i can tell you
At this point, right in the middle of looking smug, the car cuts out (stall? me?), the power steering obviously cuts out, and caught unawares I mount the kerb and nearly mow the whole load of them down
I felt the red hot poker of shame, i can tell you
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