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Old 29 April 2005, 03:04 PM
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Angry Dizzy bitch in the doctors car park this morning!!!!!!!!!

AS she's backing out the rubber bumper of her old datsun cherry overides the top of my bumper, I stood their in disbeleif, she must have been 80 if she was a day God and then she says well I never felt it, didn't want to shout at her just wanted her to know that she should not be driving at her age if she could not back out of a car parking place, and to top it all another woman starts having a dig saying should'nt have a car like that anyway So I told her to **** off and mind her own buissness, what is it with old people??
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Old 29 April 2005, 03:08 PM
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Report her to the police for a hit and run?
Old 29 April 2005, 03:10 PM
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Poor old bird don't think she could run a tap without flooding the place, Luckily my son works in a bodyshop and had some magic polish and it came out
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Old 29 April 2005, 03:15 PM
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didn't want to shout at her just wanted her to know that she should not be driving at her age [all nice to the person]

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another woman starts having a dig saying should'nt have a car like that anyway
so i told her to **** off and mind her own buissness, HaHa

made me chuckle
Old 29 April 2005, 03:18 PM
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Col, I reckon you could have pulled mate
Old 29 April 2005, 03:21 PM
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Old 29 April 2005, 03:47 PM
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I followed some dozy old bint last year doing 25 in a national speed limit When we got to the lights and the lanes split I rolled down my window and calmly siad "excuse me do you realise you were doing 25 in a 60?".....................






"yeah so?!" she said!


AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!




Ban em ban em all!!!
<says me, so when I get to 70 I'll hang up my keys >
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Ban em ban em all!!!
<says me, so when I get to 70 I'll hang up my keys >
Somewhat less harsh than my solution, which involved the clarkson esque 'sniper on a bridge approach'!

It's nature's way

BTW. You shouldn't have a car like that? So if you've got a nice car, people are entitled to damage it on the grounds that you shouldn't have it. Where the **** is the logic in that!?!?! That would have made me mad as heck!!!

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These are the sort of things that really **** me off!!!! Hand some stupid bitch a £20k watch and she will hold it like its the most precious thing on the earth, put them in a ****ing car park, parked next to a £20k car and they just bounce their doors off them like it dosent matter!!!! **** i hate them!!!

Sorry about that, just had to say my bit!
Old 29 April 2005, 05:44 PM
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they have nothing better to do than moan and hold us up on the roads.
Old 29 April 2005, 08:10 PM
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Shoot the ******* lot of them I say
Old 30 April 2005, 01:23 AM
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Funniest thread I've read in a while is this!!
So I told her to **** off and mind her own buissness, what is it with old people??
Old 30 April 2005, 08:00 AM
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I would have chuckled if you'd then gone in and found out she was the doctor

"I'm afraid I'll need to give you a rectal exam sir!!!!"
Old 30 April 2005, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Scoob99
she must have been 80 if she was a day
Colin
You could always be her Sugar Daddy Colin

At least you got the mark out of your bath chair

Simon (runs for cover)
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Ha Ha, Top stuff... Imagine what she was muttering away to herself after she left.
And then what she must of said to her old friends down the post office in the pension queue

"He said and then this lady said shouldn’t have a car like that so he told her to and I couldn’t believe the language so I said but he said” “He didn’t” “He did, so I put him straight and told him it was a silly place to park it”
“I mean what a day, I only went in for an eye test. No respect from youngsters these days, was different when we were young…….."

Makes you proud to be British don't it!!!!
Old 30 April 2005, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Scoob99
AS she's backing out the rubber bumper of her old datsun cherry overides the top of my bumper, I stood their in disbeleif, she must have been 80 if she was a day God and then she says well I never felt it, didn't want to shout at her just wanted her to know that she should not be driving at her age if she could not back out of a car parking place, and to top it all another woman starts having a dig saying should'nt have a car like that anyway So I told her to **** off and mind her own buissness, what is it with old people??
Rant over
Cheers
Colin
What the fcuck is she talking about.
Should'nt have a car like that anyway!
its getting me annoyed just reading it!!!!!
I would throttled the dosey old ****
Old 30 April 2005, 09:18 AM
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Dave beleive me mate, I wanted too
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