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Old 08 October 2005, 12:32 PM
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Default Some c**t poured milk all over my car!!!

Got up for work ar 5am so did not notice it then. Just left work and spotted all over 1 side of the car is covered in milk!!! Got the girlf festa as well.
So instead a nice afternoon having a few drinks and watching the footie i`ve got to wash the car.

Wot is the point???? Of pouring milk over a car
Old 08 October 2005, 12:42 PM
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Years ago some tw@t poured used engine oil over a mk2 escort i had
Still always thought it could've been worse ie brake fluid
Old 08 October 2005, 12:47 PM
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It'll just be some bored mindless Tw*t with F*ckall else to do with his ****ty life. Can't get a job cos their thick as ****, and will sponge off the government for the rest of their ****ty lives.

Jelousy, that's all it is............. Tw*ts
Old 08 October 2005, 12:52 PM
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Come on fella.......there's no point crying over spilt milk
Old 08 October 2005, 01:22 PM
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Rotten git should do porage for that!
It's not a "tea" reg. car is it?
You could have started a spate of corny (flakes) jokes here?
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Old 08 October 2005, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by wrx-ian
1 side of the car is covered in milk!!!
Sounds like they ran out of bottle
Old 08 October 2005, 01:37 PM
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Are you sure its milk and not some chav's loving the car !!!!!!
Old 08 October 2005, 01:42 PM
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Look on the bright side mate ,its probably just some **** kids playing a joke,at least it will wash off , it happened to my car with an egg and it did damage the paintwork.Hopefully its probably just a one off.
Old 08 October 2005, 02:10 PM
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All cleaned off okay. Just gald it was only milk.


Enjoying the jokes so far
Old 08 October 2005, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Trucker Ted
Look on the bright side mate ,its probably just some **** kids playing a joke,at least it will wash off , it happened to my car with an egg and it did damage the paintwork.Hopefully its probably just a one off.
This happend to me too - but launched from about 20 yards away and the broken shell scratched the paintwork resulting in a roof re-spray as the sratch went down to metal and the weather got under it! Bastids the lot of 'em!
Old 08 October 2005, 05:29 PM
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now you're milking it Ian
Old 08 October 2005, 05:34 PM
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miwky miwky
Old 08 October 2005, 05:38 PM
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cow's are heavy too
Old 08 October 2005, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Knight
Are you sure its milk and not some chav's loving the car !!!!!!
Man Milk!!!, not a good thought to be placed in the mind.....

Also was it Skimmed, Semi-Skimmed or the dodgy other stuff...Past-ur-eyes , cause you missed it the first time
Old 08 October 2005, 06:27 PM
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The perpetrators probably lack taters.
Old 08 October 2005, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Swen6
Man Milk!!!, not a good thought to be placed in the mind.....

Also was it Skimmed, Semi-Skimmed or the dodgy other stuff...Past-ur-eyes , cause you missed it the first time
man that really wasnt funny, ya may watch more def jam comedy
Old 08 October 2005, 06:58 PM
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It'll be one of these crunchy nut b$st$rds that did it.
Old 08 October 2005, 07:33 PM
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at least it wasn't brake+clutch fluid


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Old 08 October 2005, 08:50 PM
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If you hear a noise with your milk and your roll, It must be the 10.30 Humphrey Patrol. With slippers and pom poms for creeping about.

Watch out

watch out

watch out

watch out

theres a Humphrey about

One hundred Humphreys soft as silk, out on the search for your Unigate milk

Get extra pintas or youll be without

Watch out

watch out

watch out

watch out

theres a Humphrey about



http://www.tv-ark.org.uk/

couldnt resist


lol

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Old 08 October 2005, 09:21 PM
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A lad I know had his exhaust tail pipe filled with builders expanding foam this week, so it could have been worse, but it's still a pain in the bum

Pic 1
Pic 2
Old 08 October 2005, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Focusbird
A lad I know had his exhaust tail pipe filled with builders expanding foam this week, so it could have been worse, but it's still a pain in the bum

Pic 1
Pic 2
That second pic's not foam, it's somebody's brain!
Old 09 October 2005, 11:15 AM
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about 3 years ago was driving out of the multi storey car park,and happened to glance through my sunroof only to find some little **** pouring yhogurt off the top of the car park. my car stank for about 2weeks after that
Old 09 October 2005, 02:44 PM
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caught the neighbour pouring white minty stuff smelled like toothpaste on my subaru, rattled his door was going to rattle him but he didnt answer the door , next person to rattle his door was police never seen him since, police told me any more vandalism in street he will be arrested, a well a least my car has fresh breath
Old 09 October 2005, 05:02 PM
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I would imagine milk just ran off the paintwork didn't it? Almost as purile as pouring water on your car. Think yourself lucky and rent a garage before they amble past it again. (Or better still rig up a surveillance camera in case they strike again - and then you can enjoy waiting while you decide what to do with them).
Old 09 October 2005, 06:37 PM
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Annoying, but could have been worse.

Got up for work 2 years ago, bright sunshine, looking forward to the twisties ahead............................................. but a litre of paint stripper spoiled my fun.....................and cost me £2k to sort out.
Old 09 October 2005, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Neutral Cruiser
I would imagine milk just ran off the paintwork didn't it? Almost as purile as pouring water on your car. Think yourself lucky and rent a garage before they amble past it again. (Or better still rig up a surveillance camera in case they strike again - and then you can enjoy waiting while you decide what to do with them).
it left a stain which washed off.
Got a garage but it`s round the corner and when leaving for work at 5am if i don`t park it in there i can have a extra 3 mins sleep!!!!!
really should put it in there all the time.
Old 09 October 2005, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by wrx-ian
it left a stain which washed off.
Got a garage but it`s round the corner and when leaving for work at 5am if i don`t park it in there i can have a extra 3 mins sleep!!!!!
really should put it in there all the time.
Lol! Exactly the same with me mate. The garage i rent is 7 mins round the corner which means if i'm playing golf in the morning or something i have to collect car or risk having it vandalised so i can have it there in the morning. Rediculous.
Old 10 October 2005, 12:16 AM
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earlier this year i had a mcflurry all over my car..


the responce from here?

what a waste !
Old 10 October 2005, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
earlier this year i had a mcflurry all over my car..


the responce from here?

what a waste !
He He


"Mmmm McFlurry" *burp*
Old 10 October 2005, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
earlier this year i had a mcflurry all over my car..


the responce from here?

what a waste !
When that happens I scream


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