Bible for Opinionated Scoobynetters
29 January 2006, 09:46 AM
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Bible for Opinionated Scoobynetters
Has to be this...
Reading this is like reading Scoobynet at it's best (worst?) except with far better typing, grammer and spelling.
It is hard to think that it is possible to read a single book covering the range covered here with the same opinionated, prejudicial bile - however here it is...
...and very funny it is too
It is also very up to date featuring Crazy Frog, Blair, ***** Enlargement Spam...
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Does this remind you of anyone?
Or this?
Reading this is like reading Scoobynet at it's best (worst?) except with far better typing, grammer and spelling.
It is hard to think that it is possible to read a single book covering the range covered here with the same opinionated, prejudicial bile - however here it is...
...and very funny it is too
It is also very up to date featuring Crazy Frog, Blair, ***** Enlargement Spam...
From Amazon
Does this remind you of anyone?
This book is nothing but an attack on the upper classes and anyone who doesn't agree with their churlish liberal/marxist views.
I bought this hoping for a light-hearted whinge at everyday life. Now I'm no prude by any means, but it would have been helpful to be prepared for the 'c' word on page 3, which was just the precursor to a foul-mouthed rant. As my English teacher used to say "swearing is the sign of a poor vocabulary". I doubt she's still alive bless her which is probably just as well - she'd turn in her grave at the vitriolic overuse of swearing in this book.
29 January 2006, 09:56 AM
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I noticed it in Smith's the other day and smiled to myself at the title, maybe I'll have to go back and buy it now that I've run out of things to read in the house 
29 January 2006, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
Reading this is like reading Scoobynet at it's best (worst?) except with far better typing, grammer and spelling.
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29 January 2006, 02:30 PM
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I was given this by my brother-in-law as one of those 'ironic' presents. It's ok. Reasonably amusing in places, the occasional smattering of entertaining prose but, for me, it's not that special . It's one of those books you leave in the loo to flick through occasionally.
It's written as an alphabetic list and i'm on D at the moment.
Dead Prostitutes
Why are all telly crime thrillers centred around dead prostitutes? Jesus, prostitution must be fairly tough already, without some hack bumping you off every ten minutes. I'm surprised there are any left. It's not even enough for them to be 'dead'. Most of them also have to be 'mutilated'..........etc.......blah.........
Next Steve Lowe and Alan McCarthur complain about Alain de Botton and then the Delicatessen counters at supermarkets. I can hardly wait for my next dump
It's written as an alphabetic list and i'm on D at the moment.
Dead Prostitutes
Why are all telly crime thrillers centred around dead prostitutes? Jesus, prostitution must be fairly tough already, without some hack bumping you off every ten minutes. I'm surprised there are any left. It's not even enough for them to be 'dead'. Most of them also have to be 'mutilated'..........etc.......blah.........
Next Steve Lowe and Alan McCarthur complain about Alain de Botton and then the Delicatessen counters at supermarkets. I can hardly wait for my next dump
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