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Old 29 March 2006 | 08:04 AM
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Hi - as a newbie I have been doing a search around the site and have found lots of posts on the KnockLink.

I actually don't think the device would make much odds in real world driving, but - I do very much like the idea of a set of lights flashing on my dashboard.

It would be seriously imprezive when my mates are in the car and my girlfriend will think that it is a special rally car if the lights flash on and off.

Now, I have read that the device is fully adjustable as to whether lights appear or not (which is also the reason it's useless as a genuine piece of kit, clearly) - but, how do I judge the adjustment to get a full set of lights just when I need them? say at the lights revving with my mates and girl in the car?

Can someone think of a footswitch to click the lights on in some way?

I think the KnockLink can seriously lift my profile when I go to MaccyDs Car Park, so - please help, no **** taking - this is serious credibility stuff here.

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Old 29 March 2006 | 08:12 AM
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forget the knocklink, go for a complete mobile disco install, at least then you can enjoy your cruise upto the NBO where the wet sponges will be waiting for you Mr lewis.
Old 29 March 2006 | 08:20 AM
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Shouldn't this be in muppets?
Old 29 March 2006 | 08:23 AM
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LOL

Turn the sensitivity right up then it will flash like a christmas tree, or get one of those nodding duck things from the 70s and get it to nod and tap the sensor that will result in all the lights flashing regularly.
Old 29 March 2006 | 08:48 AM
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Thats got to be PS Lewis


edited to add: just looked at his other posts and he has alreaady been rumbled it seems.

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Old 29 March 2006 | 09:39 AM
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Give it a rest Pete. Why hide behind a new username and then start spouting the same il-informed ****e as before?

And agree to go to the NBO and keep your word you cowardly little man.


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Old 29 March 2006 | 12:30 PM
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Right - I've just found out how much the KnockLink Random Light Generator costs ... don't think I'll bother!

I think I'll buy a LED Battery Indicator, with Green, Amber and Red lights - then, when I rev up they will light up the scale ..... will look like a KnockLink, but be actually useful to keep an eye on the voltage levels. Much cheaper too!

This is a good site - that GC8 bloke seems a bit 'up-his-own-****' doesn't he? I've not been around long but I bet he could be a bunny boiling stalker .. what do you reckon?

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Old 29 March 2006 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MrReee
Right - I've just found out how much the KnockLink Random Light Generator costs ... don't think I'll bother!

I think I'll buy a LED Battery Indicator, with Green, Amber and Red lights - then, when I rev up they will light up the scale ..... will look like a KnockLink, but be actually useful to keep an eye on the voltage levels. Much cheaper too!

This is a good site - that GC8 bloke seems a bit 'up-his-own-****' doesn't he? I've not been around long but I bet he could be a bit of a bunny boiling stalker .. what do you reckon?

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MrReee, good name; indeed you are a mystery

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Old 29 March 2006 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by MrReee
Right - I've just found out how much the KnockLink Random Light Generator costs ... don't think I'll bother!

I think I'll buy a LED Battery Indicator, with Green, Amber and Red lights - then, when I rev up they will light up the scale ..... will look like a KnockLink, but be actually useful to keep an eye on the voltage levels. Much cheaper too!

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Old 29 March 2006 | 12:39 PM
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To be honest, I stole the username from the great pslewis's photo thingy account .... I hope he will be easy on me when he returns

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Old 29 March 2006 | 12:43 PM
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yeah, he's back!

welcome mr rheee!
Old 29 March 2006 | 03:54 PM
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What a load of ****e, grow up.
Old 29 March 2006 | 05:00 PM
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The KING is dead, long live MRREEE..!

So Pete,are you going to honour your pledge or (try to) BS your way around it as usual..?

FFS
Old 29 March 2006 | 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Jdub
What a load of ****e, grow up.
Did you really lose 10minutes of your life reading this and actually posting??

Re-arrange these 2 words 'Loser, sad'

And this looked such a friendly place before I joined

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Old 29 March 2006 | 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MrReee
Did you really lose 10minutes of your life reading this and actually posting??

Re-arrange these 2 words 'Loser, sad'

And this looked such a friendly place before I joined

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Old 29 March 2006 | 07:24 PM
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Pete, as this little ego trip lasted <12 hrs why don't you just be a man for once and stop hiding behind the BS. I take it you've heard the phrase 'when at the bottom stop digging'..?

BTW nice try claiming you're banned from the MX5 BBS. Not to worry you can use your clever aliases over there too. Maybe they'll last a little longer..?

Saddo..!
Old 29 March 2006 | 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MrReee
Squeek! Squeek!
He isnt a man thats why; he is a mouse!
Old 29 March 2006 | 09:20 PM
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Do Police Impreza's have KnockLinks fitted - I guess they must have???

Wow, what an advert for them - wonder why they don't advertise the fact???

You don't think that the Police Mechanics think it's just a '***** toy' ..... do you??

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Old 29 March 2006 | 11:38 PM
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Pete give it up nd save whatever dignity you have left
Old 30 March 2006 | 11:55 AM
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MrRee= PSL, therefore MrRee= 'cocklink'.

squeek, squeek... fancy a BabyBel..?
Old 30 March 2006 | 09:23 PM
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you have got to give it to him this is a funny thread.
Old 30 March 2006 | 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by stoney dooby doo
you have got to give it to him this is a funny thread.
Not to the serious **** brigade it's not!!

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Old 30 March 2006 | 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MrReee
Not to the serious **** brigade it's not!!

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Doesn't serious **** from a whole brigade smart a little?
Old 30 March 2006 | 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by The Bubbanator
Doesn't serious **** from a whole brigade smart a little?
It doesn't hurt them as much as the thought of not carrying out the **** Oil Change, watching CockLink lights or getting an ECU Re-Map whilst fiddling with a geeks DetCans

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Old 30 March 2006 | 11:38 PM
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Different name, still the best
Old 31 March 2006 | 01:16 PM
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