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Old 21 April 2006, 10:34 PM
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Im posting this thread on behalf of my wife.

She drives my scoob more than I do as she takes it to her work as its closer than mine. When she drives she has no complaints about the ride quality.

However when she is relagated to being passenger at the weekend she is always complaining about her ***** bouncing about on the bumps and twists.

So in the interests of science do other female passengers have this problem? If so, pictures would be good.........
Old 21 April 2006, 10:41 PM
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A bonus of driving an STI.
My head bobs along in time with the wifes puppies which is quite a distraction when driving.
I must point out though she has only complained once......mainly because my eyes weren't on the road ahead

Sorry, no pics


Originally Posted by ricardo_wrx
Im posting this thread on behalf of my wife.

She drives my scoob more than I do as she takes it to her work as its closer than mine. When she drives she has no complaints about the ride quality.

However when she is relagated to being passenger at the weekend she is always complaining about her ***** bouncing about on the bumps and twists.

So in the interests of science do other female passengers have this problem? If so, pictures would be good.........
Old 21 April 2006, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ricardo_wrx
Im posting this thread on behalf of my wife.

She drives my scoob more than I do as she takes it to her work as its closer than mine. When she drives she has no complaints about the ride quality.

However when she is relagated to being passenger at the weekend she is always complaining about her ***** bouncing about on the bumps and twists.

So in the interests of science do other female passengers have this problem? If so, pictures would be good.........

Lead the way Ricardo.
Old 21 April 2006, 10:59 PM
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I'll be checking out your theory on the way to skeggy on sunday.
Old 21 April 2006, 11:04 PM
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My Ting-Tongs boods don't wobble, they are so pert and sweet and a little neat

Pete
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How much for a ting-tong?
Old 21 April 2006, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
My Ting-Tongs boods don't wobble, they are so pert and sweet and a little neat

Pete
Does this mean you have moobs then pete.

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Originally Posted by pslewis
My Ting-Tongs boods don't wobble, they are so pert and sweet and a little neat

Pete
Boods Pete?????
Old 21 April 2006, 11:17 PM
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Pete ... where can I get me one of those Ting-Tongs? Sounds like a piece of heaven on earth to me!

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can we get a group buy on those ting-tong !!!!!
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Pete ... where can I get me one of those Ting-Tongs? Sounds like a piece of heaven on earth to me!

MrReee
Why the alter-ego pete? Anyway " where can I get me one of those Ting-Tongs?" is highly derogatory you F'kin To$$er.

This aint 'Little Britain' you tool.
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Originally Posted by ricardo_wrx
Im posting this thread on behalf of my wife.

She drives my scoob more than I do as she takes it to her work as its closer than mine. When she drives she has no complaints about the ride quality.

However when she is relagated to being passenger at the weekend she is always complaining about her ***** bouncing about on the bumps and twists.

So in the interests of science do other female passengers have this problem? If so, pictures would be good.........
As you say in the interests of science, some analysis needs to be done on your wifes *****. They need to be filmed when you drive over speed bumps at different speeds etc. There could be a boob-friendly speed for speed bumps for all we know.

I'm sure someone on here will have some web space to host the video clip

Cheers

Anders

BTW, my bird is chinese and doesn't have a boob bouce/rebound problem
Old 22 April 2006, 07:55 AM
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Little britain is utter $hit and only appeals to women and luvvies!

What a load of tosh!
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I was working with a young lady today and she was stood on the lift on the back of the Ambulance. As I had the controls, I was bouncing it up and down. She looks straight at me and says "You're only doing that to see my **** bouncing".


Busted!
Old 22 April 2006, 08:42 PM
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Tell her to buy a sports bra, sorted !!

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Old 22 April 2006, 08:46 PM
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thats one of the perks of my job. Especially now summers comming.
ooooooooohhh the control in my hands
Old 22 April 2006, 10:19 PM
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My 205 trackcar has such stiff suspension that my man ***** bounce up and down when i drive it!!!
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Originally Posted by mickywrx
Why the alter-ego pete? Anyway " where can I get me one of those Ting-Tongs?" is highly derogatory you F'kin To$$er.

This aint 'Little Britain' you tool.
Thats a bit harsh pal in it
Old 23 April 2006, 08:02 AM
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I'm sure Prodrive do a sports bra to stop boob jiggle ,youve got to get it fitted by an authorised dealer
Old 23 April 2006, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Pope
My 205 trackcar has such stiff suspension that my man ***** bounce up and down when i drive it!!!
Quality............'Man *****'.......i just spit my tea over the screen!
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My friend always says she wears a sports bra when she goes out in my car... Few of us were out the other day & suddenly "Ooo. No sports bra today... Need to pop 'em back in... " Shame it all happened undercover.....

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The ride always feels more joggly in teh passenger seat

I think with ***** and driving, if your a woman (note not ALL woman, before the PMT lot start ), you typically sit 2" from the steering wheel, so your arms are all bunched up and are holding the boobies in place so they can't jiggle about so much

IN the passenger seat your arms are by the side as they don't need to hold onto a steering wheel, so the ***** have a free reign to do the bouncy castle boogie

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Originally Posted by ALi-B
The ride always feels more joggly in teh passenger seat

I think with ***** and driving, if your a woman (note not ALL woman, before the PMT lot start ), you typically sit 2" from the steering wheel, so your arms are all bunched up and are holding the boobies in place so they can't jiggle about so much

IN the passenger seat your arms are by the side as they don't need to hold onto a steering wheel, so the ***** have a free reign to do the bouncy castle boogie
Ali......... you got it in one! Wife agrees with you.

I wonder if there are any benefits with implants?
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