The Scooby has turned my missus into a nutter.
19 May 2006, 08:44 AM
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The Scooby has turned my missus into a nutter.
Since having the WRX she regularly comes home from work with stories of "teaching some chav/barry in a <insert hot hatch name> a lesson at the lights"..
I didn't really think much of it until we were out the other night and some lad in a new Clio 12301238312321 or what ever it is Cup thing was edging forward next to her at the lights, as they turned green I hear the Clio's front wheels searching for grip and I look over my right shoulder and the other half is like a woman possessed, <bang> a perfect start and before I knew what was going on Mr Clio was looking rather stupid.
Do you think I should confiscate it for bad behaviour?
I didn't really think much of it until we were out the other night and some lad in a new Clio 12301238312321 or what ever it is Cup thing was edging forward next to her at the lights, as they turned green I hear the Clio's front wheels searching for grip and I look over my right shoulder and the other half is like a woman possessed, <bang> a perfect start and before I knew what was going on Mr Clio was looking rather stupid.
Do you think I should confiscate it for bad behaviour?
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19 May 2006, 08:54 AM
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Oh she wants to... She wants to take it on the track at Trax, but I've told her if she breaks it, its her problem.. so she'll probably just do a sprint and maybe a parade lap lol 
19 May 2006, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by [Davey]
Since having the WRX she regularly comes home from work with stories of "teaching some chav/barry in a <insert hot hatch name> a lesson at the lights"..
Get her a proper womans car - Citirover or a Daewoo Matiz - enough room for the shopping, and easy to park - what more does she need?..
19 May 2006, 09:10 AM
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It tends to do that to them, my missus drives mine all the time. Got a phone call last year while she was out in it, saying there was another scooby up her *** and could she race it. I told her to be careful (on the provate road), and to let me know how she gets on. She phoned back a while later, said she had came of a roundabout and left him for dust, then waited for him at the next roundabout. He put his window down and told her it was a turn on a woman driving a car like that, she laughed and told him it was a pity he couldnt keep up and drove off!
19 May 2006, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Gary C
A women who likes fast driving ?, don't loose that one, rare as £$*&
Looks like you should buy a Caterham and a trailer
Looks like you should buy a Caterham and a trailer
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19 May 2006, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by dmc1980
It tends to do that to them, my missus drives mine all the time. Got a phone call last year while she was out in it, saying there was another scooby up her *** and could she race it. I told her to be careful (on the provate road), and to let me know how she gets on. She phoned back a while later, said she had came of a roundabout and left him for dust, then waited for him at the next roundabout. He put his window down and told her it was a turn on a woman driving a car like that, she laughed and told him it was a pity he couldnt keep up and drove off!
19 May 2006, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by rossyboy
My other half got done doing 99.78 mph 
Great having a woman who likes fast driving as much as me
Great having a woman who likes fast driving as much as me 
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19 May 2006, 01:54 PM
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That reminds me, a few weeks ago we were driving on a quiet A-road, she was in fifth so I said have a little feel of the rolling acceleration as you come on boost in fifth... Lets just say I had to tell her to back off as she was running out of numbers on the speedo.
19 May 2006, 02:06 PM
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Once behind the wheel, I have to say my Mrs does take on the expression of determination akin to a small child taking a poop - firm lip slightly reddened.
I taught her to drive in a GTIR so she started off with pretty quick cars - Sadly at the expense of the clutch (and my wallet)
I taught her to drive in a GTIR so she started off with pretty quick cars - Sadly at the expense of the clutch (and my wallet)
19 May 2006, 02:22 PM
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Am I a nutter too????
There is nothing more satisfying than leaving a chav at the lights when you wait for him at the next junction and he realises it was a BLONDE female that just kicked his ****
There is nothing more satisfying than leaving a chav at the lights when you wait for him at the next junction and he realises it was a BLONDE female that just kicked his ****
19 May 2006, 03:09 PM
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I recall an incident where a mk 4 Golf Gti (oh dear) piloted by Burberry inc pulled up next to me in the right hand turn lane only, edging 4ward and reving like a loon. I just gave them the most condescending "as if" look I could muster and let them burn off in a cloud of wheelspin and not much forward motion!!
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Unfortunately for them, as they'd been such c**ks, I neglected to tell them about the very well marked police patrol car 2 cars behind me!
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There was this blue flashing light!!
They were still there getting a dressing down on the return leg of my journey!
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Unfortunately for them, as they'd been such c**ks, I neglected to tell them about the very well marked police patrol car 2 cars behind me!
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There was this blue flashing light!!
They were still there getting a dressing down on the return leg of my journey!
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19 May 2006, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by a_little_feisty
I picked up my new car yesterday - the MY06 STI ... and last time I looked I was definitely a girl ... does that make me a nutter???
19 May 2006, 05:31 PM
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Could you take a close up pic of the wheels with you next to them pointing out the colour change whilst wearing some inappropriate clothing
oh and a loaf of bread
oh and a loaf of bread
19 May 2006, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by a_little_feisty
but I had the gold wheels painted ... am I still as desirable???
Nice car!
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