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Old 05 June 2006 | 12:47 PM
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Anyone around the milton keynes area get stopped last night and exhaust probed? I saw an entire line of scoobies being stopped and checked man.

Surely this is a f*cking joke.
7 days to re-mot my car otherwise im off the road...

Anyone else had this before or last night? :/

If pigs could fly, Mk cop shop would be the next new airport..


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Old 05 June 2006 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by TurboJay

Anyone around the milton keynes area get stopped last night and exhaust probed? I saw an entire line of scoobies being stopped and checked man.

Surely this is a f*cking joke.
7 days to re-mot my car otherwise im off the road...

Anyone else had this before or last night? :/

If pigs could fly, Mk cop shop would be the next new airport..


Jay
So you've been stopped and asked to correct a mechanical defect on your car.

And your problem is?
Old 05 June 2006 | 12:53 PM
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Old 05 June 2006 | 02:20 PM
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joys of a decat... if it bothers you THAT much buy a sports cat.....
Old 05 June 2006 | 02:37 PM
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EXCELLENT NEWS!!!!!

About time the selfish car owners who remove CATS were taken off the road - killing the earth for the future .................. if I had my way I would take the car and crush it WITHOUT any offer to correct the self inflicted fault!

Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!

MK Police have gone RIGHT UP in my respect ... lets take the selfish OFF THE ROADS!! WhoooooHoooooo Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!

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Old 05 June 2006 | 03:14 PM
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Checkout http://www.chavelocity.com/ they will be able to provide you with a similar replacement if your car is taken off the road!
Old 05 June 2006 | 03:31 PM
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Your a bunch of useful ***** aint you.

Nevermind aye.

So you know.. Its the -noise- not emmisions they had a problem with.
Old 05 June 2006 | 03:36 PM
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so you attraacted attention of police with too loud an exhaust ie illegally loud and whose fault is that-yours
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Old 05 June 2006 | 04:39 PM
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MOT test stations dont have noise test meters so fail to see what the value of a re-mot would be?

I would check the paperwork they have given you.
Old 05 June 2006 | 04:40 PM
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whats the point in a 'cruise' anyway?
Old 05 June 2006 | 04:41 PM
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I'd rather be a "****" than a "chav"!
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What the hell is up with some of the people on this forum what a stupid set of replies,,,, the funniest part was “killing the earth for the future” and then he owns a Scooby if you care that much go buy a hybrid car….


Any way what set up have you got out of interest I was thinking of getting a new exhaust system prob a afterburner I wonder if that will get me pulled over??? Never seen the MK cops pulling people over yet … hope it does not cost you too much
Old 05 June 2006 | 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by F1 CJE UK
What the hell is up with some of the people on this forum what a stupid set of replies,,,, the funniest part was “killing the earth for the future” and then he owns a Scooby if you care that much go buy a hybrid car….
You get used to it on here mate, the 'Holier than thou' bellends always pop up on threads like these
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Stupid questions tend to generate stupid replies I'm afraid.
Old 05 June 2006 | 05:59 PM
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You get used to it on here mate, the 'Holier than thou' bellends always pop up on threads like these
Nothing to do with being "holier than thou"

If Mr ******** is stupid enough to make an illegal modification to his car, then Mr ******** can't complain when Pc Plod nicks him!

As for being called a "bellend", Ooooo get you.
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Originally Posted by FlightMan

As for being called a "bellend", Ooooo get you.
I just like the word, I've not used it for aaaages and I thought I might start using it again!
Old 05 June 2006 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
Stupid questions tend to generate stupid replies I'm afraid.
oh yes
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Old 05 June 2006 | 06:11 PM
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Just stick the cat back on for the MOT then take it straight off. No worries unless your getting pulled weekly.
Old 05 June 2006 | 09:27 PM
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Sooooo, it was the NOISE??

Well thats actually EVEN BETTER in my books!! Why?? Well because CHAVS with big loud exhausts make my life a misery NOW .... not 20 years into the future when their selfish removal of the CAT will kill the earth!!

I just bet the chav has LOUD music with a nice sweet bass beat eh?????

Fooookin scum of the earth - SHUT UP, its NOT clever and its NOT big it just shouts to everyone that you are a ChavKnobHead!

Get to the MOT, get a new CAT and put a quiet exhaust on!!

THEN, rip your poxy stereo out and throw it in the nearest skip and give everyone a bit of peace!!

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Old 06 June 2006 | 10:43 AM
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Rofl.

Im not sitting here arguing with you lot, You should be above 12 i would of thought.

If you didnt get stopped, Then dont reply to this thread, tbh it has jack**** to do with you. I dont need your 'i wanna be the funny poster' of the site snotty remarks alright.

If you got issues, Deal with them, dont whine at me like a little bitch.

Those who arn't arrogant, I think i got the problem solved now. Wasnt too much hassle.

Have a nice day now.
Old 06 June 2006 | 11:09 AM
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pslewis does it again.
Old 06 June 2006 | 12:37 PM
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Trouble is, you broke the law, got caught and come on here moaning about it.

What if you were caught shoplifting, would you come on here and say it's not fair I got caught shoplifting and proceed to slag off the police?

I'm not holier than thou, I've been done for speeding before, but I just accepted it as one of those things, paid up, took the points and slowed down.

If you now have a legal exhaust and you get stopped again, you'll be fine, if your exhaust is still illegal, then please don't come back moaning about the police if you get caught.

When you're a bit older you'll look back on this and realise how sensible this advice is, although you won't appreciate it now and you'll probably be really angry.
Old 06 June 2006 | 01:48 PM
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Nope. I do take advice, Just not from someone a bit up their own ***.

Fair play though, Illegal is illegal.
Old 06 June 2006 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TurboJay
I think i got the problem solved now. Wasnt too much hassle.
Thats was a FAST maturing!!!

The only way you are going to progress from kiddie stuff like loud exhausts and loud music is to grow up ............ I am very pleased to see that you have done it so quickly!!

When you reach about 25 years old you will look back at your ChavMobile and laugh .... until then you will look like a right plonker - but, you need to go through that period to come out the other side as the mature Scooby Driver that everyone looks up to!

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Old 06 June 2006 | 01:59 PM
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Award for cockmonster of the year goes too *drum roll*

Pslewis!!! Congrats son.

For one, I bet you feel mighty big boy behind your computer screen aye?
I like loud exhausts and i like loud music, I also dont give two ****s what you think matey so if i was you id give up, Its a waste.

Ark at you though, rofl.
You're prolly 80 odd and bitter i can afford the mods to a car, that you can't.
Baha

About maturing, I think its -you- who needs that.

*waits for witty replies*
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Old 06 June 2006 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TurboJay
I also dont give two ****s
This is your problem, see??

You are a Chav who doesn't care who you annoy by being anti-social!!

You collect ASBOs like Blue Peter Badges you zero!!

I am nearly 78 years old and would still shove your car audio right up your jacksie ....... so, I would start caring before you meet an OAP who will rip your stereo out and throw it in the drain!!

I take it you haven't reached 18 yet??

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Originally Posted by TurboJay
You're prolly 80 odd and bitter i can afford the mods to a car, that you can't
Only on giro day sonny
Old 06 June 2006 | 09:14 PM
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so if your car passed the last mot with the exhaust on why cant u do the same again lol
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It did pass again, thats why i asked the question if you, the mot station can pass it, how can the police tell me its wrong?

Cant be assed with you though Pslewis, Go try annoy someone else.


anyone else though
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