I did , I must confess, that today I overtook a white van! LOL, He was doodling behind some old codger at 35-40 mph(in a 60), Just for the record, I then proceeded on my route home, only to see that MR White van man had not only overtaken Mr old codger, He had sped through a very long 30 MPH limit in a small suffolk town, To enable the ******** to stick to my rear bumper like he was driving an F40! lol.....
I have one question....


WHY?

Why OH why is there never a copper with a lazer gun about when one is needed?

 

white van man rules...

 

If like me it's a momentum thing, once you get the bloody things moving you don't want to stop for anyone, plus he might be using you for slip-streaming

 

WAs he reading a copy of the SUN?

 

I bet it was The Daily Star, or The Sport!

 

One of them sat a couple of feet off my back bumper on the motorway the other week - I'm sitting in the outside lane at 70'ish overtaking with no chance to pull in. So I thought "slow down to exactly 70", "boot it in 5th" or "boot it in 4th"

Nah, boot it in 3rd

 

lol at this thread,
saw WVM in a transit on the M1 (40 limit bit) weaving all over the road!!!
i thought he was on the phone, but no, you guessed it, he was reading the paper!!!!! (well, looking at the pictures at least)

 

Leave van drivers alone. most have a very busy day and are proffesional drivers, most scooby owners only have to get out of bed to claim the social so have all the time in the world.

White van drivers are obviously people who work for a living rather than sponge of the state, an extra delivery or job each day can be accomplished by driving in the way they do, hence make themselves a bit extra (and the state by paying more tax).

A Typical Scooby Chavved up impreza driver just needs to go father another child in order to earn abit more Benefit to pay for his **** link.

Most white Van Men do worthwhile things, and I am sure if you call a locksmith cause your keys have been lost whilst out of your head on Diamond White and whackey backey, and he takes an extra 5 minutes to get to your aid because he was driving within the confines of the highway code you would be the first to complain.

Give white vans the same rules a Ambulances- thats what I say.

 

That's below the belt, some of us here have real jobs, professional jobs, don't generalise scooby owners!

 

Unlike being able to spell????

Pete

 

oh mate, get a life! Everyone makes spelling mistakes...........

 

Indulge him; it's his Birthday!

Ns04