this morning someone came and smashed my gate in

wheres the police - i have reported the matter to them

 

you never woke up with the noise?

 

probably after the car with the oil leak.

 

my mom woke up with the noise

I had the fan on in the room which makes a bit of a noise so i cant really hear anything outside



I woke at 8:30am. My mom came running to me and Said she had heared a loud car at 6am pull up outside the house. She had heared someone run up the adjacent alleyway and then a bang. the bang is the sound of someone kicking (i reckon as no object has been left behind) the new wooden fence. Then my mother heared two more much louder bangs. I went out at 8:30 am and the fence now has a massive gaping hole in it. It has been significantly damaged

vandals

 

Your not the one and only "Bil Gates" by any chance

 

Boooooo get 'im off.... Hsssssssssssss

 

Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, John indicated that he was interested. She informed him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00 PM. He asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!'
Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back

 

 

Get yourself a dog mate, my lab/rottie cross soon saw off someone who was in my garden ive never heard someone scrambling over fences so quick in my life

 

Bil, why wont you f*ck off and stop posting such stupid ****e here? ****!

 

you did say you would stop posting last night...

https://www.scoobynet.com/spinning-wrx-sti-t540789.html

 

yeah but its true

i wud hav stopped posting if the gate not been smashed

 

You truely are a fcukin nutcase ....... i thought Scoobynet had seen off the last of them ............................ then you appear

 

no - a loud and powerful sports car was spotted by my neighbour outside my gate this morning at 6:30am

i can only come to 1 dreadful conclusion ...........

 

and that is?

 

That loud and powerful sports cars are nocturnal

 

 

Blimey you say about me being out of order.

 

fpmsl

 

He is a **** Daniel. You, on the other hand; are just an annoying precocious boy. Innit?

 

wargh...

for a 15 year old??? i think? he does know quite a bit though simon... are you two related or something... you seem to respond a lot to each others banter/posts

 

I would like Bil to carry on posting, i find his threads quite amusing

at least its better than rascism

 

What if Moses converts him; what then eh?

 

i seem to have missed something here - who was being rasicist?

 

Rasicist? whats one of them, then?!?

 

and whats moses got to do with anything?

 

and i dont understand that teapot and Kettle/Saucepan thing - whats that mean?

 

You are the pot calling the kettle black when you point to another person and accuse that person of doing something that you are guilty of doing yourself. Example: "You are accusing me of being lazy? Ha! That's the pot calling the kettle black!"

"The pot" (for cooking) and "the kettle" (for boiling water) sit on the stove over the fire and become black from the flames. Example: "I'm tired of you always wearing my clothing!" Answer: "Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black? You're wearing my pants right now!"

The pot and the kettle are like old friends who have turned black with time; the pot only sees the blackness which is on the kettle; he doesn't see the black on himself. Example: "Here comes the guy who is always late for work." Answer: "Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black? You are usually the last person to show up!"

 

hokay i think we all undestand the kettle pot thing now kind of

 

No we ain't thank god.

I think he's a ******** and he thinks the same of me.

He just has got a problem with me because he doesn't agree with something I said months ago under my old name Daniel-S.

The only reason I changed to Bat-Fink is so I'm the same name across the forums.

HTH mate.