Court The Little Theif!
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Court The Little Theif!
On my last day visiting my sister in Oxford I spotted the paperboy trying to nick my valve caps. I shout out the front door "what the hell are you doing", then go running accross the road where he starts ****ting himself, "sorry mate, I'm not doing nothing mate, ..........is this your car"?.
Cut a long story short, I only got x2 caps left, as he said he didn't take them, Didn't know if I got the power to tell him to turn his pockets out.Didn't want to push it as we were out for the day, and then to come home with a scratched scoobie or worse!.
But at least I got him sacked from him paper round, after doing some work to find out where he worked!.
Justice, to some degree!.
Cut a long story short, I only got x2 caps left, as he said he didn't take them, Didn't know if I got the power to tell him to turn his pockets out.Didn't want to push it as we were out for the day, and then to come home with a scratched scoobie or worse!.
But at least I got him sacked from him paper round, after doing some work to find out where he worked!.
Justice, to some degree!.
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Originally Posted by DarrenSTI
On my last day visiting my sister in Oxford I spotted the paperboy trying to nick my valve caps. I shout out the front door "what the hell are you doing", then go running accross the road where he starts ****ting himself, "sorry mate, I'm not doing nothing mate, ..........is this your car"?.
Cut a long story short, I only got x2 caps left, as he said he didn't take them, Didn't know if I got the power to tell him to turn his pockets out.Didn't want to push it as we were out for the day, and then to come home with a scratched scoobie or worse!.
But at least I got him sacked from him paper round, after doing some work to find out where he worked!.
Justice, to some degree!.
Cut a long story short, I only got x2 caps left, as he said he didn't take them, Didn't know if I got the power to tell him to turn his pockets out.Didn't want to push it as we were out for the day, and then to come home with a scratched scoobie or worse!.
But at least I got him sacked from him paper round, after doing some work to find out where he worked!.
Justice, to some degree!.
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Originally Posted by MattW
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[quote=DarrenSTI]
But at least I got him sacked from him paper round......
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Got the young lad sacked for stealing probably 50p's worth of valve caps.
Well done that man, I hope you can sleep at night.
But at least I got him sacked from him paper round......
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Got the young lad sacked for stealing probably 50p's worth of valve caps.
Well done that man, I hope you can sleep at night.
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Originally Posted by d5hof
don't let ps lewis see your error (court as opppose to caught)
Wish I'd caught the little ****** than nicked my Volk valve caps last saturday. That'll teach me to go to Dundee.
Originally Posted by oobster
Got the young lad sacked for stealing probably 50p's worth of valve caps.
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[quote=oobster][quote=DarrenSTI]
But at least I got him sacked from him paper round......
Got the young lad sacked for stealing probably 50p's worth of valve caps.
Well done that man, I hope you can sleep at night.
Excuse me, are you trying to blame anyone else other than the ****** caught stealing for the loss of his job? There's only ONE person to blame for this and that's the thief. Not sure what the value of the items stolen has to do with anything, they weren't his to take, whether worth 50p, £50 or £50m.
But at least I got him sacked from him paper round......
Got the young lad sacked for stealing probably 50p's worth of valve caps.
Well done that man, I hope you can sleep at night.
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i was parked in an oxford houseing estate the other week little gits nicked my caps i caught them doing but didnt know what to do couldnt grab him incase i get charged with assult
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Coming from a victim of valve-cap theft myself, I was merely trying to point out that the outcome of the theft, him being sacked, was a little bit OTT.
Perhaps a better outcome would have been taking the young lad round to his parents and asking them to make their son empty out his pockets. Viola - valve caps returned and probably a good shouting-at by his dad.
Perhaps a better outcome would have been taking the young lad round to his parents and asking them to make their son empty out his pockets. Viola - valve caps returned and probably a good shouting-at by his dad.
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Originally Posted by 360ste
in this day and age do you really think that some kids will give a S**t what their parents say?
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Originally Posted by d5hof
his parents will probably have a go at you for assaulting the son!!!
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Originally Posted by oobster
Coming from a victim of valve-cap theft myself, I was merely trying to point out that the outcome of the theft, him being sacked, was a little bit OTT.
Perhaps a better outcome would have been taking the young lad round to his parents and asking them to make their son empty out his pockets. Viola - valve caps returned and probably a good shouting-at by his dad.
Perhaps a better outcome would have been taking the young lad round to his parents and asking them to make their son empty out his pockets. Viola - valve caps returned and probably a good shouting-at by his dad.
Your living in dream land mate, doesn't matter if the theft was worth 50p or 50k its still theft and it will teach the little **** not to nick valve caps again
and as for his dad giving him a good shouting at yer right........
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Originally Posted by timuk1
Cut the little ******* fingers off, he won't be doing it again! ..lol
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You could of bundled him into the boot, drove to some quiet country spot, murdered the little begger and berried his body in a shallow grave.
Or you could buy black plastic ones and never have to worry about the dust cap theives ever again!!!
Or you could buy black plastic ones and never have to worry about the dust cap theives ever again!!!
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Thats whats on the car now, black plastic ones.
Who gives a **** about spelling, heat of the moment, you all knew what I meant anyway.
Back to the point, as has already been said, first dust caps, then the wheels, then the dam car, catch them at stage one, then hopefully they will see the error of their ways.
Who gives a **** about spelling, heat of the moment, you all knew what I meant anyway.
Back to the point, as has already been said, first dust caps, then the wheels, then the dam car, catch them at stage one, then hopefully they will see the error of their ways.
Last edited by DarrenSTI; 08 September 2006 at 08:25 AM.