you know you drive a subaru when....
21 February 2007, 05:50 PM
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you know you drive a subaru when....
1. you dont understand why people get stuck in the snow
2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car
3. you hope it rains the day of autocrosses
4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the motorway
5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them
6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes
7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn
8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number
9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry
10. you hate that the gas cap doesnt have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel
11. people ask you if the hood scoop does anything
12. you've made fun of a friends bugeye for having chrysler neon headlights
13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having chrysler neon headlights
14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink
15. you know what 555 means
16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now
17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot
18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo
19. you think the S202 is the hottest car ever
20. you dont understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect
21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust
22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru
23. anything more than 18" rims are rediculous
24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud)
25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you
26. you dont have a cigarette lighter
27. you know that COBB isnt what corn comes on
28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing
29. you know Rota makes good wheels
30. your never done modding your car
31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black
32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car
33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics, astra's ect
34. you consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year
35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame
36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone
37. people think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first
38. you think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.
39. you log onto Scoobynet everyday.
40. you dont know what real understeer feels like
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2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car
3. you hope it rains the day of autocrosses
4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the motorway
5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them
6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes
7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn
8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number
9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry
10. you hate that the gas cap doesnt have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel
11. people ask you if the hood scoop does anything
12. you've made fun of a friends bugeye for having chrysler neon headlights
13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having chrysler neon headlights
14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink
15. you know what 555 means
16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now
17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot
18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo
19. you think the S202 is the hottest car ever
20. you dont understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect
21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust
22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru
23. anything more than 18" rims are rediculous
24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud)
25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you
26. you dont have a cigarette lighter
27. you know that COBB isnt what corn comes on
28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing
29. you know Rota makes good wheels
30. your never done modding your car
31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black
32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car
33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics, astra's ect
34. you consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year
35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame
36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone
37. people think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first
38. you think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.
39. you log onto Scoobynet everyday.
40. you dont know what real understeer feels like
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21 February 2007, 06:05 PM
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46. You come on scoobnet and think somebody will find your post funny, only to find they say SIAL or they Roll Their Eyes (Sarcastically). 
47. You know the true meaning of SIAL
47. You know the true meaning of SIAL
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56. when your neighbours can wake to the sound of your exhaust like clockwork
57. when most girls say you've got a nice car but have no idea what it is
58. when the police pull you over, only to tell you how much they love your car (believe me i was suprised too when it happened)
59. FLAMES!!!
60. when you can perfect that fantastic popping sound when down shifting gears
57. when most girls say you've got a nice car but have no idea what it is
58. when the police pull you over, only to tell you how much they love your car (believe me i was suprised too when it happened)
59. FLAMES!!!
60. when you can perfect that fantastic popping sound when down shifting gears
21 February 2007, 07:57 PM
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61. when you will find any excuse to go out for a drive !!
"Dont worry love i dont mind popping out to the shops for cat food at 2 in the morning !"
and an hour later you have forgot the cat food !
"Dont worry love i dont mind popping out to the shops for cat food at 2 in the morning !"
and an hour later you have forgot the cat food !
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When you have no problem overtaking something they consider "quick"
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When that back road is something you can not resist on the way home.,,
When you have no problem overtaking something they consider "quick"
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When that back road is something you can not resist on the way home.,,
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21 February 2007, 11:12 PM
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66 when u drive with windows down even when its freezingg!!
67 when you get crappy cars trying to race u
68 when you throw the car into a corner just to try and get the car to slide!
69 when you spend all sunday cleaning and looking at your car
70 when you try to think how ur subaru is better than any other car
67 when you get crappy cars trying to race u
68 when you throw the car into a corner just to try and get the car to slide!
69 when you spend all sunday cleaning and looking at your car
70 when you try to think how ur subaru is better than any other car
21 February 2007, 11:15 PM
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"67 when you get crappy cars trying to race u"
And they realise by the laws of physics that a 105bhp company rep-moblile is going to be *hat all over by your 220bhp.... Well it made me laugh!
And they realise by the laws of physics that a 105bhp company rep-moblile is going to be *hat all over by your 220bhp.... Well it made me laugh!
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71. When you park your car in the middle of two spaces.
72. When you hear a slurping soung coming from the back of the car when you put your foot down.
72. When you hear a slurping soung coming from the back of the car when you put your foot down.
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22 February 2007, 08:22 AM
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76. When you NEED to do a 3/4 throttle standing start to stop the clutch juddering ( honest officer 
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77. When your roundabout tyre lasts half as long as the other side
)77. When your roundabout tyre lasts half as long as the other side