Once upon a time.......
Well the other day actually, I had just fitted my nice new wheels, front splitter and grill, looking and feeling well cool I thought i'd have a quick blast into my local town to pick something up.

All going well and driving home i came round a sharp bend, (Not speeding i may add) to face a foreign lorry driver partly on my side of the road.
I swerve to the nearside and heard a horrible grinding noise of one of my new wheels kissing the kerbstone!!! I thought, "You ******* ****", but thought it would only be a slight dink so carried on.

The further i drove the more angry i got, 10 minutes later i was steaming, but didn't want to check the damage until i got home.

Finally arrived home, swung into the drive abit to quick, mis judged it and collided with the fence post.

Anyhow, i get out to find a small crack in my nice new shiney splitter, look at the rear wheel and **** me it looked like someone had took a disc cutter to it!!!!

I couldn't bear to look at it,so i went inside in bits!!
Anyhow, wife and kids away for the weekend with the outlaws i thought **** it i'm getting pissed, which i did

I must of ended up slumped asleep over the computer, to wake with a mouth full of spew!! I turn to run to the toilet but ran straight into the door frame spiliiting my head open and knocking me out cold!!!
I jest not!!!

I woke up some time later covered in spew and blood from my head
Tried to stand but kept falling over.

Still pissed but concerned i managed to call an ambulance which took me to hospital where i spent the night under obs for concussion.
Can you believe how bad a day, and night that was!!!!!
Now all is done i have another wheel on order and with abit of touch-up paint the splitter looks ok ish

That has to rank as my worst day ever!!!

 

gutted for you mate i bet yopu wish you had stayed in bed that dfay... i know what its like when it all goes wrong for you. i had a real bad day too the other day.. i wont go into it as it will only bring you down again but put it this way i got 3 points on my licence and my bike got smashed up and is in the shop waiting for new plastics and a zorst. and i wasnt even riding it when it went over...

 

Feel abit better today as my new wheel arrived.
Off to see my mate in abit to change tyre over, thankfully it was fine

 

J_sca001,

I think you ment to say you splittered your head open.

Hope it all turns out ok for you. Get well soon.

Regards Red.

 

Just wait until you find out your wife is having an affair and that your kids aren't really yours.

We'll await your post

 

Thats cruel, dont give him ideas lol.

 

Could have been worse, you could have crashed into the lorry and died!

 

BAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

 

Good Point

 

Always look on the briiiiiight side of life!

 

LMAO thats well harsh

 

Class, good story. We could have said your wife may have been in the lorry with her face in his lap, hence why he was all over the road but we wont go there.

Thats what i call a bad day.

 

fell well bad for you mate but if its any consilation i have just pissed myself laughing at your story hope the luck changes

 

I read that, waiting for the punchline..........unbelievable but entertaining.

 

Glad it made a few laugh, If it hadn't happened to me i wouldn't of believed it myself!!!