Isn`t this gorgeous, for a good laugh just read the bad points on the advert, is he trying to tell us it has some good points

Ford : MODIFIED FORD FOCUS 1.6 16V S NEEDS ATTEMTION

Remember the key words in the advert "Nice looking car no timewasters".

Thats just the first course, wait till you see this effort for the main course. Look at the price at the end of the advert at the bottom. I don`t know which to go for now, decisions, decisions.

Ford : Bargain Laser Pink Head Turner

 

i nearly threw up over the second one

 

What a heap of ****, did you see the rear spoiler too? Its wonky as.

Bargain???

 

I know the guy selling the green focus to be truthfull hes a fair guy , and has a garage brimmed with scooby stuff !! i sold him an rs2000 last year and bought a load of scooby stuff off him last week ..

 

OMG ! Who would do that to a car ?! And who would drive those !!!!

 

whoever wrote that 2nd one creased me up!

wonder if anyone will fall for it?

'1st to see will die' lol

 

I'm hoping its not his own car then

 

Second one looks like it is sold now... come on, own up!

I've contacted the first one to see if he will accept my garden shed, a shed for a shed as it were...

 

I thought that too, it's a wind-up right?

 

I like them!!!!!! Now where did i leave my white stick and my dog

 

I love my Focus three door...but jeeeeeeeeeeeez I'm ashamed to carry the badge after seeing that mess

 

Their was a Free copy of gay man monthly with every inquiry on the pink one

 

That second one MUST be a wind up.. kinda amusing though

 

im sure the second one is a p**s take,even the name looks made up (apologies to anyone actually called nelson carruthers smithers)

 

2nd one is a wind up It's an amercan focus, the advert is pure genuis "1.6 Engine upgrade using tappet mover strut bracing fisher-bands (cost £3000)" "The brakes are uprated Carbon composite sherry red anti brake dust malfunction air cooled and super ventilated to give exceptional stopping power under any circumstances (e.g. the high street roundabout)." and the phone number has 1 too many digits

 

I like it the way he says its a "very nice looking car!!!" He's just said just before that, that the whole bodykit is cracked and knackred!!!