Condoms


. Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better
· Tesco Condoms – every little helps
· Nike Condoms – just do it
· Peugeot Condoms – the ride of your life
· Galaxy Condoms – why have rubber when you can have silk
· KFC Condoms – finger licking good
· Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands
· Safeway Condoms – lightening the load
· Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
· Coca Cola condoms – the real thing
· Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going
· Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
· Burger King condoms – home of the whopper
· Goodyear condoms – for a longer ride go wide
· **** condoms – no comment required
· Muller Light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain
· Halfords condoms – we go the extra mile
· Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you
· Andrew condoms – soft, strong and very, very long
· Renault condoms – size really does matter!
· Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin
· Ronseal quick-drying condoms – it’s dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
· Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!!
· Heineken condoms – reaches the parts that other condoms just cannot reach
· Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the word
· AA condoms – for the 4th emergency service
· Pepperami condoms – it’s a bit of an animal
· Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!!!

 

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