hello my name borat, i new in town

in my village, the best vehicle is driven by the richest man and owner of our local school and brothel, Nursultan Turyakbai - I no like him. He has a cart drawn by 4 hungry dog - it go from 0 to 60 in 50 lashes

soon, i go to part exchange my old plough (renault megane cc) which has been passed around from generation to generation from my great grandfather to grandfather to father to son over last FIFTEEN years and now i take purchase of most glorious 05 WRX (in black)

i also win glorious triple rollover jackpot on kazakhstan lottery and i have about £3-4k left over, which i would have spent on buying a new house for my family...but my wife, she is dead, so this money is to spend on first modifications for my WRX...

any suggestions would be welcome... thinking some sort of combination of decent turbo back exhaust, new ECU, OZ superleggeras, and perhaps a dumpvalve and cold air intake...

let me know if you guys have any ideas - i've been waiting aaaages till i can get insured on one of these bloody things and i've finally had a reasonable quote since my points came off, so now just shopping around till i find the right one - going to see a few this weekend but £££ and insurance all sorted so it's just a matter of time and there's no two ways about it, i'm getting a f*cking scooby...!

Chinkuwi, I like you

 

Awesome first post mate!

The first mods you've listed sound about the norm, but expect a flaming for the dump valve bit!

 

fantastic first post.

it is niyce *high five*

welcome to the madhouse

 

 

 

Good lad, a ray of humour amongst stormclouds of discontent.

 

Ban him - he's funny!

 

My sister is prostitute in kazakhstan, when i need new mod for car i send her to work to get money, she very good, i spend £5k on mods this year, she busy sister.

 

Haven't you got a bed to go to?

 

havent you. or are you patenting your mutliple user accounts before someone else does

 

Some funny stuff...If I had 3-4K to burn I would go for safety mods first. Better breakes and perhaps tein coilovers, strut bars and so forth, and then the fun can start with a 20g turbo, greddy titanium trust 76mm zorst, stage 3 mapping, bigger IC, Aquamist (but I assume you guys dont need it), walbro fuel pump and sti pink injectors and HKS dual port BOV...that should give you a few added wkw...and if you had a bit more, gearbox upgrade...ppg rocks...