The Cheeky Little F****R
16 February 2008, 09:22 AM
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The Cheeky Little F****R
Feel a little bit guilty.
This morning @ the end of a Dual Carriageway, in my mirror spot a little car moving pretty quickly,overtaking/undertaking and joins me at the lights.
They are on Red, & it goes from 2 lanes into 1 after that.
He is in the outside lane with his Girlie revving the nuts off a Yaris something or other with a Red Badge on it.
Is it worth the V Power??
To my great emarrassment it was, and the look of dissapointment from Mr & Mrs Yaris as I disappeared, I could hear their engine screaming it's head off.
I slowed down & let them overtake at the Round About to make them feel better, they looked the other way as they passed.
Sorry to have spolit their day and, for being childish.
Regards
Alan MaC
This morning @ the end of a Dual Carriageway, in my mirror spot a little car moving pretty quickly,overtaking/undertaking and joins me at the lights.
They are on Red, & it goes from 2 lanes into 1 after that.
He is in the outside lane with his Girlie revving the nuts off a Yaris something or other with a Red Badge on it.
Is it worth the V Power??
To my great emarrassment it was, and the look of dissapointment from Mr & Mrs Yaris as I disappeared, I could hear their engine screaming it's head off.
I slowed down & let them overtake at the Round About to make them feel better, they looked the other way as they passed.
Sorry to have spolit their day and, for being childish.
Regards
Alan MaC
16 February 2008, 09:44 AM
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When I have someone trying to get in my boot, the foot goes down (a little). Childish I know, but satisfying all the same. They will spend £20 on a shed & put a 5k audio setup in it.
2l Turbo, priceless.
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16 February 2008, 09:52 AM
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Isn't that just like beating up someone who has no arms. 
Welldone old chap! Looks like he wasn''t going to get any that night!
Welldone old chap! Looks like he wasn''t going to get any that night!
16 February 2008, 09:57 AM
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You should never feel guilty. I would have slowed down and let them pass and then done it again just to rub it in lol.
If he wants to drive like that you do it alone not with gf in tow.
If he wants to drive like that you do it alone not with gf in tow.
16 February 2008, 11:33 AM
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Sometimes i like to give them a glimmer of hope by just taking it easy for a fraction of a second, then when you can see their eyes light up just take off.
This is all mood dependant of course.
This is all mood dependant of course.
16 February 2008, 11:47 AM
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I usually power just about enough so that my front bumber is slightly ahead of their front bumper and continue until their tiny littlel engine can't cough out anymore power or the passenger pulls out a gun 
then i get all my 327 horses out and run like hell.
Shof
then i get all my 327 horses out and run like hell.Shof
16 February 2008, 11:53 AM
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nowadays the boot is on the other foot, and now i have a pretty quick car, i can go up against even faster cars, and still try it on!!! oh how life strolls on!!
well done anyway m8... theres nowt worse than embarrassing a boy numpty whilst his chav tastic bird is in the car!!!! wait til he sees his mates in macky d's n tells them how he blew ya off at the roundabout!!
16 February 2008, 12:58 PM
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it is a good feeling isnt it.
i was behind a convoy of 3 cars, booted up new astra,new golf gti and an older GTI, waited for the straight clear road,heard them knock it down so did i, it was nice passing them all ha ha ha
i was behind a convoy of 3 cars, booted up new astra,new golf gti and an older GTI, waited for the straight clear road,heard them knock it down so did i, it was nice passing them all ha ha ha
16 February 2008, 01:27 PM
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LOL at Alan - we're all been there mate ! 
I find that as soon as you go for it in a 300bhp + Scoob, the chavved up Corsas and their ilk give up remarkably quickly !
Still, you don't need a fast car to have fun - not even a good handling car !
One Saturday when I was 19 I was in Edinburgh centre driving my 1300 cc 56bhp 1978 "jamaica yellow" Vauxhall Chevette, modified only by the 12 inch "Garfield the cat" sticker pasted onto the passenger door. As I waited, another young lad in a Chevette came up to the lights, by my side (two lanes). We grinned at one another, the lights changed, pedals went to the metal and...............we probably reached about 40mph by the next set of lights ! (I won - got a better start, or pehaps I was pushing out a mighty 60bhp !).
Still both got stopped by the unmarked cop car that had been behind us all along - was let off with a warning (they used to do that in those days ).
Ahhhh, memories !
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I find that as soon as you go for it in a 300bhp + Scoob, the chavved up Corsas and their ilk give up remarkably quickly !
Still, you don't need a fast car to have fun - not even a good handling car !
One Saturday when I was 19 I was in Edinburgh centre driving my 1300 cc 56bhp 1978 "jamaica yellow" Vauxhall Chevette, modified only by the 12 inch "Garfield the cat" sticker pasted onto the passenger door. As I waited, another young lad in a Chevette came up to the lights, by my side (two lanes). We grinned at one another, the lights changed, pedals went to the metal and...............we probably reached about 40mph by the next set of lights !
(I won - got a better start, or pehaps I was pushing out a mighty 60bhp !).Still both got stopped by the unmarked cop car that had been behind us all along - was let off with a warning (they used to do that in those days
).Ahhhh, memories !
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16 February 2008, 02:42 PM
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I had a similar experience today coming back from triton motorsport out of bournemouth on a long straight dual carriageway a guy shot up my **** in a seat leon cupra floored it and left him then i cut in to the slow lane and let him pass the guy was cool and gave me the thumbs up and went on his way LOL
17 February 2008, 08:02 PM
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We have all been there.
My first car ws a cav sri 130bhp, thought it was the fastest thing on the planet lol
Tried racing prince naseem in his ferrari, well i floored it and he was out of site lol.
Try not to bite now, but sometimes u just cant help it.
My first car ws a cav sri 130bhp, thought it was the fastest thing on the planet lol
Tried racing prince naseem in his ferrari, well i floored it and he was out of site lol.
Try not to bite now, but sometimes u just cant help it.
20 February 2008, 08:40 AM
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Marcus m8,
The mrs does wonder how im still alive when i tell her some of the things i USED to do.
Its not big and its not clever and i dont advocate street racing in any form.
Dave
p.s were was you monday marcus?
The mrs does wonder how im still alive when i tell her some of the things i USED to do.
Its not big and its not clever and i dont advocate street racing in any form.
Dave
p.s were was you monday marcus?
20 February 2008, 09:52 AM
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Sitting next to them knowing they already lost is pricelss, even more because they actually beleive they have chance, let them have a glimmer of hope with half a car length and then scream past them like they are standing still, see someone outpower you totally when you thought your car was fast.. that hurts
20 February 2008, 10:15 AM
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after reading all this, does anyone remember buying hot hatches if you ever did, an in the ad it would say "faster than a scooby" makes me laugh everytime! 
20 February 2008, 10:19 AM
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