I clean my car a bird ***** on it!!!!!
I have a mica blue classic and guaranteed evey time i clean it a bird drops its load on it straight away!
Anyone suffer the same?

 

I never clean my car, for that very reason!

 

The other day while parked up, a fleet of demon bird ****ting marksmen must have dive bombed my car. Went from front bumper, bonnet, windscreen, roof and all the way to rear spoiler

Cars left and right of me were unmarked - uncanny accuracy.

 

$hit happens!

 

Around my neck of the woods its normally wood pigeons that mark their spot on my car,not to worry though when the winter months roll around myself and my dad get our sweet,sweet revenge!!!!!! BANG!BANG! pigeon stew,lovely!

 

No, but everytime I seem to clean my car on a sunny afternoon... It rains in the evening.
We have some ****e and very unpredictable weather!

 

Your not wrong mate.
I cleaned my car last night in preperation for a ljp meet today and halfway through waxing it slung it down
Bet when i go out this morning its covered in birdsh*t aswell

 

yeah i get the same!
Think its the reflection the birds dont like,they think its a rival so they dump on it.




Bit of unless information but i knew it would come in handy one day!!!!

 

Yet again!!!!!!!!!!
Came out of sainsburys today to find the bast***s had managed to sh*t all over the car but amazingly missed the motors either side of me
get me a gun

 

Remind me of an old joke:
Ron "What would you do if a bird shat on your car?"
Reg " I wouldn't go out with her again!"

But in answer to the question: Yes, all the f**king time! I live by the sea and the seagulls are a f**kers for doing it. Apparently they like to sh*t over water, so anything shinny looks like a reflection to them and they think 'water, must be time for a crap'

 

Think yourself lucky mate, look what happened to me at the meet. Just got it set up on the stand and cleaned and what should happen but a bird dropped 4 sizable loads all over the roof and back window. How out of 20 Scoobys did it manage to hit mine and you were parked virtually next to me must have been aiming for yours and missed.

 

thats why had to laugh gaz, probably did miss mine mate

 

Si, I get worse than bird ****. Tree sap. Whenever it rains, I see smalll speckles of it! Out with the wash kit every few days!

 

Since one of my ignorant an inconsiderate neighbours bought some doves. I've stopped cleaning the cars

15 doves turn into 30 half/dove pigeons, of which breed further. Now there are 50 flying rats adorning the roof of the house opposite, and my driveway is the "approach route" to it.

Thankfully, I think keeping 50 birds as opposed to 15 in a residential area can now been seen by the council as a nuisance, so here's hoping

(The local sparrow hawk ate a few, but he ended up being to fat to fly, thus not been seen since )

A old guy who passes on a daily basis to pick up his paper always used to notice how clean I keep the cars, he noticed I don't clean them anymore and asked why. I just pointed to the roof opposite and said "whats the point with those rats flying everywhere, its just labour in vain". I have to jet off teh shyte every now and again though before the acid etches into the paint.

 

I used to have that problem till i cut them all down

 

I'd be well up for that.....But it's my neighbours and he is a policeman

 

I had a massive splat on the left rear door of my VW a few weeks ago. I cleaned it off and then we drove straight to the airport for a fortnight's holiday and left the car in the airport car-park. We then got back to the car and there was another gigantic splodge on exactly the same door and in exactly the same spot. Did the original pooper watch me remove his mess and decide to follow us 50 miles down the M1 for another drop? It was certainly precision bombing.

Whilst we're on this topic, don't you think that burd turds are getting bigger? Maybe there's some sort of avian obesity problem similar to the human race or maybe it's just that the smaller birds like sparrows are dying out and leaving the fat wood pigeons and crows to bombard us with sh*t.