Was parked in Sainbury's for 10 minutes yesterday and noticed someone left a piece of paper under the wiper, not a ticket:

"To drive a car like this you obviously have a 3" *****, go find a friend!"

PMLS that someone took the effort to put pen to paper. Anyone else had any under wiper communications? I think someone's having a midlife crisis...a chav would just key it!

Anders

 

Leave it in the same place, same time next week with a note saying that people who leave silly insulting notes obviously have NO ***** at all, and if you'd like to discuss this fact and compare ***** size, I'll be back in 5 minutes, my friend

 

What a sad world this place is turning in to_

 

Eye exactly...and if it was a woman, slap her in the face with it

 

lol you just know it was the guy driving out in the ford Ka lol

 

Well it is a gay colour.....



dunx

P.S. Weird behaviour, or some one you know has spotted the car ?

 

A pink one

I had a bloke pass me on the motorway gesturing to me that i had a small ****,(i dont remember anyone looking over my shoulder in the services)anyway caught up with him,pulled along side him gave him a bit of verbal,the bender wouldn't even look at me,,,,,,,,,tw*t

 

Don't think my mates are organised to keep pen and paper in the car, lol

 

Anders, it was probably a jealous BMW driver (in his 316i with the M3 kit on )

Tony

 

I had a similar thing last week from a passing cyclist.

"Why are you driving a car like that?" was his comment Obviously a greeny **** or just jealous.

Anyway I replied with, "Why where you born a ***** who can't afford a car" He screwed up his face n rode off

 

look at the back, did it say ... from ...your wife?

 

That is the way it should be done.

I have to say, cyclists are the biggest bunch of plonkers I can think of. I've always been into mountainbiking, but if I ever go for a cycle on the road I always ride right on the inside line if there are cars about. I absolutely HATE the groups that go around 3 wide, basically right across the lane you are in and try and make life as difficult as possible for you getting past.

 

Funnily I got the opposite, cycling to work, some **** in a car shouted "Cheapskate, get a fri**n Fiesta" and so I replied "Subaru actually !"



dunx

 

how and where was you parked? this may help answer the question.

 

Slap her in the face with what? The piece of paper or ya *****? lol

 

What do you expect Dunc...

 

Don't think the piece of paper would have the same effect

 

Jealousy is a pretty pathetic thing - because that's all it is.

 

The bit of paper is probably bigger than your ****

pmsl COB

 

Thats a quality comment, that would of really made my day and i would of laughed quite a bit. pmsl.

 

@ someone actually going to the effort of writing a note

 

How could anybody be bothered to even write a note!!!

I have had somebody ask me to get my exhaust fixed.
I replied it is fixed you **** it's a bloody £500 3" HKS exhaust it's meant to sound like that. He just laughed put his figers in his ears and walked off cheeky ****

 

Worse if it's true though

 

Oi Mr.Beck, don't encourage the cheeky young whippersnapper...

C.O.B., Why you little....

dunx

 

 

To be honest ...... the Impreza Saloon is starting to become the butt of jokes now.

The Wagon has a certain respect, a quiet calm, a self confidence which says you have an enormous *****

 

I would be doing time if one of those pious, sandal wearing, tree hugging, highway code ignoring, self righteous ***** said something to me like that.

The other day I had a couple of cyclist idiots deliberately ride through a red light watching me and several other cars going through on green knowing we would slow down. I was all set to explain to them the error of their ways when I was beaten to it by white van man who gave chase. Funny to see their lycra covered legs pumping as fast as they would go as they tried to out run him. Hope he caught them and beat them to a pulp

 

id have to agree with everything said in the note if it was about me,,,, having a small **** isnt the reason why i bought a impreza though but christ that was a good guess

 

i parked up not long ago and some big bloke sat with his mrs erd him say to her `must have a small ****`
i didnt bite because as stated he was BIGGER than me lol!
just chose to ignore it. (think that irritated him more) well i hope it did.

 

What a