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Old 24 April 2010, 08:52 PM
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what an abortion!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/99SUBARU-IMPRE...item414ef5b4db
Old 24 April 2010, 08:54 PM
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my eyes!!! wtf???
Old 24 April 2010, 08:56 PM
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Old 24 April 2010, 08:56 PM
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if only there was a buy it now................. joke!
Old 24 April 2010, 08:57 PM
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desinged by Stevie Wonder&RayCharles!!
Old 24 April 2010, 08:59 PM
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It's very red, but it has potential.......





















































As the running gear for a Murtaya
Old 24 April 2010, 09:04 PM
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320 bhp! & a great colour with a perfect interior, i want it!!!

i'm off to lick some more frogs
Old 24 April 2010, 09:06 PM
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It even has a Boast gauge, which should come in handy when bragging to the McDonald's crowd

The interior is horrendous! and with all the neon lights everywhere it must look even worse in the dark
Old 24 April 2010, 09:35 PM
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I hope no COLIN mcrae fans read it
Old 24 April 2010, 09:51 PM
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Its like an after dirth :-(
Old 24 April 2010, 10:13 PM
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i think ill take another look after some "e" it might look better then . but hey its still a scoob , still nothing a bit of restyling couldnt sort out, everyone to themselves .
Old 24 April 2010, 10:25 PM
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is this bloke on crack????????????????????????
i have the same seats in my little suzuki sj £50 from macro pmsl im in tears just reading that
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"ONLY ONCE IN A WHILE DOES A TRUELY SPECIAL SCUBBY OF ALL SCUBBYS COME ALONG, SOMETHING THAT REALLY WETS THE APPETITE, GIVES U THIRST AND HUNGER TO DRIVE SUCH A MACHINE!!"

"BREATH TAKING LOOKER COLION MCRAE SIGNITURE SCOOBY RUNNING@ 320 BHP ESTIMATED!! VERY CATCHY GRAPHICS WITH THE WRITING "IF IN DOUBT, FLAT OUT" COLIN MCRAE. PLUS ON THE BACK WINDOW "SCUBBY FEARS NO EVO" AND IN THIS CARS CASE THAT CAN BE SAID!!"

"****"
Old 24 April 2010, 10:37 PM
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PROPER RACING STEERING WHEEL- ALOT EASIER TO STEER WHEN CORNERING!!!

Old 24 April 2010, 10:38 PM
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JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE EXPENSE SPARED ON THIS VEHICLE



Gets better and better
Old 24 April 2010, 10:39 PM
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chav car
Old 24 April 2010, 11:53 PM
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I've actually seen worse on here, and everyone goes "oh that's nice"
Old 25 April 2010, 12:35 AM
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don't know what's worse, the car or the ad..
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE ENGINE, U CAN ALWAYS TELL A POWERFUL ENGINE, I ALWAYS LOOK FOR LOTS OF COLOUR AND USUALLY U HAVE A PROPER TUNED PLANT.
IVE NEVER SEEN A SCUBBY WITH SUCH A WELL COLOUR CO-ORDINATED SCHEME! BEUTIFUL RED AND YELLOW THEME TO MATCH THE EXTERIOR.
Old 25 April 2010, 01:02 AM
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"I ALWAYS LOOK FOR LOTS OF COLOUR AND USUALLY U HAVE A PROPER TUNED PLANT."

who needs a remap when you can have colour!
Old 25 April 2010, 01:05 AM
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"DRIVES AS WELL AS SHE LOOKS"

That bad huh!
Old 25 April 2010, 01:36 AM
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I thought " Ach its no that bad, just remove the stickers" untill I saw the interior!!!!!!
Old 25 April 2010, 01:55 AM
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Classy install on those subs too...
Every single one of their adverts makes you cringe - the spelling, the grammar, the cheese!
They look like they're written by a kid.
One dealership I'd be steering WELL clear of!

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Old 25 April 2010, 02:23 AM
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just looked at their seller feedback.. they've only sold 4 items, 2 of the those have negative feedback. sounds like a place I can trust
Old 25 April 2010, 02:09 PM
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I may be a woman but I definitely want to cry after looking at that...
Old 25 April 2010, 02:34 PM
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Interior looks like a rhubarb and custard boiled sweet!, anybody else remember these old skool sweets? lol
Old 25 April 2010, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by V555MAC
Interior looks like a rhubarb and custard boiled sweet!, anybody else remember these old skool sweets? lol
yes and I also remember the other type of "rhubarb and custards" which came in capsule form
Old 25 April 2010, 02:52 PM
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im sat eating one at the minute.. yum
Old 25 April 2010, 02:57 PM
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man that is ghastly, and what's with calling it a scooby in 1 paragraph and a scubby in the next.
look at the expense spared: tells me they skimped,
and wasn't it jeremy clarkson that said 'if in doubt, flat out'

that is a minging motor
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man that is ghastly, and what's with calling it a scooby in 1 paragraph and a scubby in the next.
look at the expense spared: tells me they skimped,
and wasn't it jeremy clarkson that said 'if in doubt, flat out'

that is a minging motor
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"AND IN THIS U GET AN AWFUL LOT"
Atleast he's right about something, the whole lot is bloody awfull!


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