In bed with the s0ddin flu for the last 3 days. Got my new P1 on Thursday and it's only got 300 miles so far...bu66er!

 

At least you have a P1..... be thankful that in a few days you'll be in a P1 and I will not!

 

Couldnt lend it to me then?
Id be doing you a favour, wearing it in !

 

You are obviously allergic to the whole car, or at least some major part of it! I respectfully suggest you hand the thing over to me as soon as possible before it totally ruins your health. I am quite prepared to put up with the insurance and running costs for the benefit of your future wellbeing!
Let me know when I can pop round and pick it up?
Get well soon JohnD

 

You can type - why can't your drive ?

 

My wife is jealous of the Scooby enough already without me getting into bed with it...this bed's only big enough for me, the missus and the laptop!

 

get a bigga bed m8 or get rid of ............................................( won't go there )