why is that every baseball cap wearing nova/astra/saxo drivers come right up behind and drive about 2inch from ma impreza why wullie-g

 

You need a manual rear oil spray. 30 minutes routing relevant piping from an added 'oil reserve' in the boot compartment with an air pressure control by the driver's seat should do the trick

 

What you need is a manual in cabin break light switch on the dash

Scare the s**t out of um. Man watch 'um disappear behind

 

Stick a 'Go on then get in' sign on the inside of the boot and pop the boot lid when convienent.

Nigel

 

Easy remedy,
slam on!your brakes are s**thot,his are without the hot.We all luv our cars but I can live with pain,coz Ill aways have that memory of the look on his face as he ploughs into the back of me,an its all his fault!!Insurance buy me new scoob,he pays thru the nose next time round,and may be learns his lesson.

 

Get one of those digital readout sign things from the gadget shop, stick in rear window, then push button to display appropriate message, eg 'Back of ****!"

Oil spray is good. A nice flame would be better! flame grill the ***** front bumper!

 

LOL we came outta the cinema after watching Blade II last night. Whilst going over a roundabout in the outside lane (2 lanes go straight on outer and middle) some young punk in the middle lane driving a laguna veered nearly 2 ft into our lane and we had to take evasive action but survived without clipping the kerb and then blasted the horn at him.

Then the two lanes filter into one (the left one we were in into the right one) to make way for a bus/taxi lane. He then proceeded to tail us all the way home with a few inches to spare and we took all the back roads home to check if he was following us. We dropped him at a set of lights and tried to circle behind him at the next large roundabout but we lost him. All because he had no lane discipline on a 20mph roundabout ffs.

 

Maybe "Back off ****" is more appropriate - "Back of ****" in the back of your own car would make it appear appear that you are calling yourself a ****

 

Turn off your electro-nova-magnet.

 

If they are that close just hit your headlight washers The aerodynamics of the car ensure the water ends up right on their windscreen - all of a sudden they can't see where they are going, but your screen is dry and wipers not working so they don't know where it came from!!!!

 

scoobyjawa, thats a nasty trick ,but I like it! It seems the nova boys are the same all over the country.