We need to add to our stable of 'top notch drivers' for the return match at Daytona Milton Keynes due to a person, who shall remain nameless, pulling a sickie....

This is the event being organised by DHarbige which is fully booked. Team Weave came 3rd in the last event so if you want to race with a (almost) winning team E-Mail me.....

Jeff

 

Hold on whilst I find someone whose 25 stone in our office and who drives like a bird

 

I'm good and interested..... tell me more... mail me..

 

I think i could be up for this. Not too shaby in a Cart normally.
I need a giggle right now. YHM

 

Jeff - I hope you're security systems aren't as full of holes as your memory

We actually came 2nd at the last Karting Match

Unfortunately I'm not available this time ( ) so JF is not a bad replacement. I think he's used to having a more powerful engine though

Good Luck

 

Puff....memory fades when you get to my age

Plantie & John YHM


Cheers

Jeff

 

If my team comes in the top 10 Ill be impressed with all you karting veterans. Fastest karts weve ever been in are 290cc and thats only 3 of us Nevermind were gonna do a schumacher and retire you all anyways

 

sorted.

I best go find the thread with all the info in it now.

 

Bugger modesty- Have done loads of karting and am sh*t hot. Am well interested if there are any other spaces going.
Regards
matt

 

Matt

If Plantie doesn't come back with a positive yes tomorrow then your in...

John Felstead has taken one of the places allready

You might find that there are other teams short of a driver...


Jeff

 

Matt

Plantie has now confirmed so the places are all full...

You might try e-mailing David to see if any of the other teams are short of a driver.

Jeff

 

Matt

YHM regarding Sunday.



Jeff

 

Matt,

I had grabbed a spot not realising it was this Sunday. I have league pool trials to run on that day so cant make it

So mail Jeff and get your spot sorted.

Jeff - soz about that

 

me me me!!!

 

Davyboy

If Matt hasn't responded by 6.00pm this evening.....your in..


Have to be fair to Matt and give him a chance to respond.

Jeff

 

Is it 6 o clock yet?

 

It is.....the place is yours

Details by E-Mail...


Jeff

 

You are aware I am crap, aren't you?

Look forward to the email

 

Crap...you never said....

:0 It doesn't matter really...

The basics of endurance kart racing are

1. Brake with the left foot, go faster with the right foot, hands used to steer.
2. Stay on the Black stuff and avoid accidents
3. Race isn't won on the first corner (see 2 above)
4. The team who keeps it off the kerbs/grass and avoids accidents will still have a working kart and thus (probable) end up in the top 5.
5. The team doing all of the above and is going faster than all other teams doing the above will win....

Kamikazes need not apply.



Jeff

 

I actually had a go the other week at a Karting track in Northern france.

Still crap though

How much do I owe you ?

 

Aye, the peeps who steer clear of the pile ups and manage to put in consistent lap times will do well. I think Im gonna go slow in qualifying to avoid the kamikaze race for the first corner as you just know its gonna be chaos.

 

Lots

We'll sort it out tomorrow...


Jeff

 

You better hadnt be crap daveyboy, i will be going through the pain barrier for the team and expect us to win by 10 laps! LOL

 

Sorry, John, but you're not going to win.

Jeff forgot the most important rule - If All Else Fails - CHEAT!

I'm going to make sure the Kart my team gets is WAY better than everybody elses. And that all the other Karts have VERY small fuel tanks.

Ah, the joys of being an event organiser

 

i am bloody good with the spanners though, nothing in the rules to ban us from having an extended pit stop and fitting a turbo is there! LOL

 

I contest the 6.00pm dead-line!! Good luck Davy-boy

Jeff YHM if there are any other changes of plan.

Cheers matt

 

David

You just know that Bobby boy is going down.......

Lets try and keep the required number of wheels on the kart this time.... and maybe you'll get 2nd (first of the losers)...

Team Weave rules !


Jeff

 

Looks like we're going to run a 5 man team....!

John 'Ouch' Felstead
Davy 'I'm Crap' Boy
Matt 'what time is it' B
Jeff ' I'm getting too old for this' Wiltshire
Danny 'What's a Kart?' Peaper

I wonder if the top step of the rostrum is big enough

Jeff

 

forecast is for rain!

Bring it on I say! Thats gonna help my arm/shoulder/neck! I love driving in the wet.

 

cool, these thing are AWD right