LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

budget questions amuse me......

 

You need to budget alot of budget.

 

This is without doubt the most annoying things posted on here along with-

how much BHP from a filter and decat..

Pointless "ebay gem" banger threads...

and anything posted by PSLewis

 

It really is taking the pish ain't it? People think you're spoofing when you tell them how much it is to convert a classic Subaru to big power. I just don't both anymore. Having said that I wonder if I will make 800hp this year

 

what oil does my car use and whats your mpg yaaaaawwwwwnnnnn!

 

Flamer kit fitted to the biggest bore exhaust you can find
Neons
Slammed
inducshun Kit
Any ecu off of ebay
Bigger airscoop
red heatproof paint to spray the inlet manifolds

the above should have you up around 800bhp

As for budget, just steal it from other owners or buy off of fleabay and say it never turned up

 

the threads wich reely do ma hed in are the ones were ppl use txt speek carnt spell dont no wat punctuashun or grmmer is and have never herd of commas full stops or capitul letters

 

If i put M3 style wing mirrors an Lexus lights on my car will it need a remap

 

Can I transplant a turbo sti engine into my 2.0 GL without letting both my insurance company an DVLA know?

 

My car is getting no boost what could be wrong? No info about the car but because I haven't got a crystal ball I'm the d1ck

 

Not just on here though. The amount of Chavs I meat that have bought a scoob, put a back box on and think they are running 400bhp. hahahaha.

 

It might be because it is not turbocharged you d1ck

 

Pay me Paypal gift please.

 

Will mi rims clear brembos

 

Yes, just as long as you do not put pads in the callipers they should push far enough in

 

Its the ad's on Pistonheads, Ebay etc that do me in,,,,

The ones which read ' 400bhp, vf22 super hybrid special turbo, KandN filter,'etc etc etc.

Would love to take some of these dicks down to a dyno for a day.

 

LOL, classic! l33t speak is c00l! My car pwns you!

 

What about the miles per gallon questions? LOLOL
I know, lets buy a sports car and worry about the mpg!
Never mind the insurance and costs on turning it into a chav chariot!

 

cheap budget, high power, reliability.

You can only ever have 2 of the 3 above!

 

My 16 year old car has a mis-fire....

Arrrgh !

dunx

 

Huge Spec Subaru Rips a Veyron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FPOYlvwFis

But in all fairness to the OP, I would say budget the average price of a house in London for a 800bhp Subaru, or a full street of house in Croydon

 

Did Andy F not build a high power car on a cheap budget and a very short timescale recently? ( towards the end of last year maybe )

 

https://www.scoobynet.com/scoobynet-...070-tyres.html


If they are low, change them. If they are not, don't.... Lol

 

Wouldn't one of these electric turbochargers take you up to the 750-800bhp mark? Well maybe alongside some appropriate supporting mods like LED running lights and extra large sunstrip..



Don't take my word for it, look at the feedback on the ad:

"AWSUM item, adds heaps of power, any one a car or bike should buy:-) A++++"

 

The cheapest way would be to make a dyno graph of 800hp on photoshop.

 

''I've sold my Impreza as it's a chavs car, couldn't cope with the image''

Nothing to do with the running costs, and that the Mrs wants a BMW to keep up with the Jones' of course

 

You need to sack the misses then Gary.

 

Other Marques anyone

 

She knows what my reply would be if she told me to sell the car

 

Bit harsh lads :handbags:

TX.