Just have a look at this ,when i read it i went dizzy with the big writing and actually thought the car looked ok....not

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MODIFIED-IMPRE...item4157990cde


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The biggest concern reading that is that he's bred 6 times...

 

shes a beauty, worth a bid, i got 20quid!!

 

nice unmolested example. hey gus ive just done a scoobyworld mudflap fit and have taken photos along the way shall i post it all up? or not worth it?

 

Never seen such a **** up brun the car . Anyone why do ppl do that to subaur i will never know what a ****** .

 

bag of scrap, expect some chav to buy this

 

What a complete **** !!!!!

I'd rather walk to work than be forced to drive that heap. Makes me laugh that some prat has spent a small fortune on making it look like that instead of spending his hard earned on making it better to drive.

 

another fine example

 

LOL another one that uses "brought" instead of bought.

It "TURNS HEADS EVERYWHERE IT GOES"... no doubt for the wrong reasons

From this angle it looks more like a chavved up Mondeo than a scooby.
Completely and utterly ruined a good car



This bit made me chuckle,
"WHEN MY WIFE WAS PARKING IT SHE CAUGHT THE FRONT BUMPER ON THE KERB AND INSTEAD OF STOPPING SHE JUST DROVE OVER IT AND THIS CAUSED THE FRONT BUMPER TO BECOME LOOSE...NOT REALLY A PROBLEM AND THE CAR STILL LOOKS GOOD AS IT IS" What a muppet!

 

The guy who used to own(and built) the car in the first link also used to own this......I $hit you not!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Subaru-Impreza...item2a0eef98f4

He got offened when we called it a motorway maintainence vehicle...

 

I like the rear spoiler, but that's about it. And, the more of these cars that are chav'd up and then crashed the better - make our cherished examples increase in value.

 

Its entirely possible the guy who had these cars ahem "modified" is colour blind.
Its the only rational reason anyone could do this to ANY car.

 

"It turns heads wherever it goes" - No doubt it does, and do the people looking roll about laughing and pointing???

"It has a dump valve" Yes it does! although it looks like someone actually took a purple dump on it.

So the owner bought it as a 30th birthday pressie for his wife and now they have to sell as the need a people carrier with the impending 6th child on the way. Well doing the maths, that makes 7 people in the family before the latest arrival so how on earth did they all fit in to go to Maccy D's for Sunday lunch or Argos to admire the Elizabeth Duke spring collection.

It does not add up - a little like his BHP expectations

I am sure there is a real reason for the sale other than it is a bad taste chav chariot!

 

'THE IMPRESSOR' lmao

 

all i can say is wtf who ever did this piece of crap up should be shot plus ive offered a pound as thats all what it's worth so i can burn it lol

 

Is there really people out there who like that sort of crap. Surely the fella must of done it for a laugh or something. I'm afraid I would point and laugh if I saw that drive past. And the other one in the link posted by Jayallen Is just beyond a joke. Would anybody actually drive around in that thing, really ?
I can't get my head around it,


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There is a slight Knock when she frist starts up and i have had no problems with it i

so what he is actually saying are the big ends are n the way out

 

That bloke needs locking up . What a dick

 

The only relevant part of that listing is in the title-- WHY

 

i be tthe funniest thing about this thread, someone out there will end up buying it lol.

 

"I BROUGHT THIS FOR MY WIFE AS A 30TH BIRTHDAY PRESENT." And your wife didnt leave you!

 

oh my god, MY EYES MY EYES

just read the ad, i could'nt help myself, had to laugh at 'just a small scratch/paint missing should not be a problem' yeh right can you get flip paint touch up pens?

if i bought my wife that, she would have me sectioned or hire a hit man

 

i very much doubt it,unless there blind.

 

Crazy world with even crazier people !

 

the flip paint on the first scoob, sure that's the purple they did on the nissan's granny chariot and sad to say it suited the micra better

2nd scoob, looking like a cop car, pretty sure that's an offence, you've just gotta hope this muppet never gets his hands on another jap performance motor,

although it might be funny to see what he does to that people carrier their after, maybe 3 foot high carbon wing on the roof, that his missus forgets is there when going into the multistory & then leaves it hanging off the back

 

£3k? Bargain. The front bumper alone must be worth that .

Turns heads? Turns stomachs more likely

 

yet another car on the road that looks like its driven through halfords n took every crap mod going lol
i bet if he put it on as just bidding he would be lucky to see £10 lmao

 

That guy should be banned from owning Subaru's We should track him down and lock him up

 

had a look at the bidding history all retracted, might contact him and say you pay me 2k i'll take it off your hands

just PM'd him
"Hi mate, if you pay me £2000 I'll take it off your hands, but will cost me that restoring it back to it's former glory

Scooby05"

See if he gets back

 

The scary thing is that there will be a few SN members reading this thread who are actually in love with these cars but are too scared to post up their opinion.