Just spotted this. looks a diamond..ha
http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2493561...ged_main_add_/

 

FFS - what a bellend (his advert text).

He don't sound at all dodgy. :S

 

What a muppet Who would buy a car from a complete fool like that

 

But.... but... it pulls like mad?

 

yeah ' but it pulls like a best n sh+t

 

remove him off sn

 

remove whom mate ?

 

looks mint mate "swapz.com" il swap it for my scoob..........erm no i mean if it really has 300hp all itl do is spin lol i had a fwd audi a3 at 240hp qwick dont get me rong but way more than u need in fwd to have "fun" if it can b had lol

 

there is me thinking life forms like that only lived light years away.

He says it him self "if u can get it to stop spinning" so while he is spinning and his drive shafts are popping out when it does get a grip i will be driving off into the sunset probably not even on boost.

The world is a strange place

 

Its the tow bar that does it for me haha...

 

 

Haha, what a pile of junk!

 

Jesus, did you write his ad?

 

I like how in the first picture it looks like the scene of a drink driving accident, looks crashed and abandoned, not parked. All that's missing is the police tape!

 

lmfo must have made love to a EVO Focus FQ lol

 

Seven grand... i bet for the total cost he could have had this...

http://www.xtreme-uk.net/performance...ail.asp?ID=359

 

£4k for a fully forged 2.1? Why the fcuck would you bother doing that to a poxy Ford Zetec engine?

300 bhp from a TD04??, yeah of course.

 

Hey could of got a half decent focus ST for 7k!

 

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was a joke

 

u can get just under 300 on a blob td04 i belive
the bugs get 280 mark, seems like the blobs get a bit more.
but in that focus i very much doupt it
ill offer him £5 with free delivery then ill break it.

 

What i dont understand is where do retards like that get £7000?

 

I suppose its not what u know, its who you know...

 

probably added too many 0s when he had an excited finger
so £70 it is

 

Cheep inzurance 2 innit........yeh it probably doesn't have any!
Fully featured...........On the Jeremy Kyle Show!

And that tow bar...........really!

 

Ok mate, got abit defensive witch is the wrong thing to do on this site lol

 

....And so is misspelling "which".

"I'm melting!... I'm meeeltiiiiing!!..."

 

Omg,I hope he wears protection when he bones his sister.


Ps The focus guy I mean.

 

^^^