H1GhW1Re

Hey Guys

Just want a general opinion on spoilers please. Bought a WRX which has the STI spoiler on it.

The wife Wants me to put the original back on.

What should i do ?

Beat the Wife to Death with the STI Spoiler ?

Beat the wife to Death with the WRX spoiler

Just Swap it out?


Let me know so i can carry out one of the above as soon as possible.

kevfawcett

iTrader: (7)

You obviously want to keep the STi spoiler otherwise you would already have changed it. You don't need our permission to tell her to do one

HTH

joz8968

iTrader: (13)

Is ANY of HER cash sunk into the Scoob? If so, what proportion of?

If it's paltry, you know what to do........

scott181

Keep the Sti one on and beat her with the wrx one lol

BLACK TURBO

Don't beat her to death with the Sti spoiler you can sell it on.. Lol use the wrx one ......problem solved

Ian

iTrader: (10)

beat her with both as by the sounds of things, she is well out of place and to far away from the kitchen.. then go spoilerless

job done

Matt2732

iTrader: (1)

I imagine bootlid is probably drilled for the sti one. 'Explain' that a new bootlid is £700 plus £500 for painting

Massive car bills usually put women off!

360ste

iTrader: (1)

If it is the ironing board spoiler she wants you to refit. Then ask her where she wants the socket fitting so she can plug the iron in. But run quickly.

g7prs

iTrader: (5)

Save the money you would have used for the spoiler and buy some *****

craigo

iTrader: (1)

I have a wrx spoiler here if you need it. pm me...

...seamus...

attach wrx spoiler to her ****, a harness to her head and ride the bitch around

L.J.F

iTrader: (31)

Stick her in the boot and turn music up full blast- job done!


Oh btw make sure it is manly music as it seems you could do with a little inspiration

Chris_Churchman

This

WRX Blues

Bang on the money!

BrownPantsRacing

iTrader: (6)

Sell the wife. Keep both spoilers!

mogs132

keep the sti spoiler, as said about just say its expensive to change as its been drilled and would need a new boot.

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

This^^^^

chief-long-shin

I would sit her down and have a serious chat as to why she wants a low downforce spoiler on that makes the car 60% more likely to go backwards through a hedge while she eagerly screams at it through the passenger mirror.

I would maybe pitch it..... "stop your incessant moaning about the car, much as you **** me off with your sh it I do not want to go through a hedge backwards even though I would love the prospect of the coma induced peace I would get. I to am clearly the important one in is hell...relationship I mean and don't want to graze my forehead on the steering wheel for you"

tubbytommy

iTrader: (20)

get a women with a subaru with a big spoiler on the back

joz8968

iTrader: (13)

Give her a swift one of these:-



...Then go fit the STi wing.

chocolate_o_brian

iTrader: (22)

Do you own the car outright? If so grow some *****

H1GhW1Re

This I will Try and i have both spoilers

...seamus...

good man she deserves it

P600wrx

iTrader: (1)

Ok bud this is a simple choice really it's your car u have exactly what u like on it, if she like the Wrx spoiler then mount it above the kitchen sink for her to look at, or buy a carbon spoiler and give her both lol

Jammedsix

Put one on top of the other ,totally unique....everybody happy

sharpy2010

iTrader: (1)

Why on earth do you even need to ask whether you should fit the crap ironing board spoiler on your car when you've already got a decent one on there!!!

zippy!

iTrader: (1)

+1 and as said grow a pair

allsop83

iTrader: (9)

Swap out and do what she wants.....or else you need to put effort into going out and finding some other thing to rattle.....

Maybe I'm just lazy but I'd rather just swap a spoiler than go without sex or have to go to all the effort to get some other poor thing to service me.....

CREWJ

^ This

firesorter

Mate, IMHO what she`s actually saying is " do you want me to dress like a naughty schoolgirl then you can smash my back doors in" least thats what i read