Notices
ScoobyNet General General Subaru Discussion

And we have a winner !!!!!!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 26 May 2012 | 10:35 PM
  #1  
MattyB1983's Avatar
MattyB1983
Thread Starter
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (51)
 
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 12,716
Likes: 46
From: Around
Default And we have a winner !!!!!!

For the worst advert I have ever seen.

Where do these idiots come from ???


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160805545815?redirect=mobile
Old 26 May 2012 | 10:38 PM
  #2  
prodriverules's Avatar
prodriverules
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (52)
 
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 11,769
Likes: 1
From: C+K MOTORS
Default

Doesn't get any better does it
Old 26 May 2012 | 10:40 PM
  #3  
tubbytommy's Avatar
tubbytommy
BANNED
iTrader: (20)
 
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 16,950
Likes: 1
From: crawley :)
Default

Sonic bule And wolud reach 2500 if the engine ran.
I'm in!!!
Old 26 May 2012 | 10:41 PM
  #4  
Matt2732's Avatar
Matt2732
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 714
Likes: 0
From: Peterborough
Default

I IS WELL SORRY FOR THE GRAMMER AND SPELLING BUT I SPILLED BUCKFAST ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW ALL OF THE BUTTONS FOR FULL STOPS IS BROKE INNIT THERES ALSO ONLY LARGE BLUE CAPITALS TO RIGHT DIS IN MY SUBARU IS REEL SICK AND HAS MORE POWER THAN LIKE A VEYRON WIV LEXUS LIGHTS AND TINTS IN FACT IS WELL BITCHIN
Old 26 May 2012 | 10:53 PM
  #5  
Blue by You's Avatar
Blue by You
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (23)
 
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,458
Likes: 0
From: In the fast lane
Default

World class
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:02 PM
  #6  
rich666's Avatar
rich666
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 404
Likes: 0
Default

380bhp ???? Ok then
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:04 PM
  #7  
kgt's Avatar
kgt
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 313
Likes: 0
From: Bishop Auckland
Default

I think my eyes are bleeding a little bit.
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:08 PM
  #8  
Matt2732's Avatar
Matt2732
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 714
Likes: 0
From: Peterborough
Default

Originally Posted by rich666
380bhp ???? Ok then
yeh cuz my mates 1.2 corsa with powerturd zorst is like 190bhp and he sez its twice as powerful he even had a saxo vtr once so he is well up on dese fings
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:14 PM
  #9  
...seamus...'s Avatar
...seamus...
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 183
Likes: 0
From: Essex
Default

and this **** is allowed on the roads??

ffs
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:22 PM
  #10  
Matt2732's Avatar
Matt2732
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 714
Likes: 0
From: Peterborough
Default

Well it would if its engine worked
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:24 PM
  #11  
winston69's Avatar
winston69
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (30)
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,422
Likes: 0
From: Cuddington, Nr Northwich
Default

I like it
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:33 PM
  #12  
deswrx's Avatar
deswrx
Scooby Newbie
 
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 28
Likes: 0
From: Berkshire
Default

matt2732, thanx for that your big blue writin was well good and put a smile on my face..lol
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:34 PM
  #13  
Terminator X's Avatar
Terminator X
Owner of SNet
iTrader: (7)
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 11,513
Likes: 0
From: Berkshire
Default

"SCOOBY AINT WRIGHT CAR FOR ME"

TX.
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:41 PM
  #14  
scooby red's Avatar
scooby red
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 614
Likes: 0
From: Melton Mowbray, Leics
Default

Don't people go to the pub on a saturday night anymore?
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:41 PM
  #15  
super_ted's Avatar
super_ted
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (30)
 
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 2,602
Likes: 0
From: Oxfordshire
Default

Never seen anyone spell the word blue wrong before?? Apart from my 4 year old son that is but to be fair i think he could have written a better advert.
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:42 PM
  #16  
tubbytommy's Avatar
tubbytommy
BANNED
iTrader: (20)
 
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 16,950
Likes: 1
From: crawley :)
Default

Originally Posted by scooby red
Don't people go to the pub on a saturday night anymore?
No money, I own a subaru
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:45 PM
  #17  
555sport555's Avatar
555sport555
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 213
Likes: 0
From: wales, neath.
Default

Originally Posted by rich666
380bhp ???? Ok then
everyone knows you get an extra 50bhp when you drive with fogs on.
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:45 PM
  #18  
scooby red's Avatar
scooby red
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 614
Likes: 0
From: Melton Mowbray, Leics
Default

Need to drink to forget the nasty's tho
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:46 PM
  #19  
chopperman's Avatar
chopperman
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 3,241
Likes: 0
Default

My 10 year old daughter sat here pointing out the spelling mistakes laughing her head off.
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:46 PM
  #20  
SLAB's Avatar
SLAB
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (77)
 
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 4,368
Likes: 2
From: YORKSHIRE
Default

LOLOL Leave MY student alone lololol
Old 26 May 2012 | 11:52 PM
  #21  
DonNedly's Avatar
DonNedly
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (10)
 
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 1,391
Likes: 0
From: Bristol
Default

Originally Posted by Matt2732
I IS WELL SORRY FOR THE GRAMMER AND SPELLING BUT I SPILLED BUCKFAST ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW ALL OF THE BUTTONS FOR FULL STOPS IS BROKE INNIT THERES ALSO ONLY LARGE BLUE CAPITALS TO RIGHT DIS IN MY SUBARU IS REEL SICK AND HAS MORE POWER THAN LIKE A VEYRON WIV LEXUS LIGHTS AND TINTS IN FACT IS WELL BITCHIN
that cracked me up
Old 27 May 2012 | 12:39 AM
  #22  
scott181's Avatar
scott181
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 284
Likes: 0
From: Hastings
Default

That link not working need to see for I jump on lol
Old 27 May 2012 | 12:49 AM
  #23  
Paulo P's Avatar
Paulo P
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (42)
 
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 23,797
Likes: 3
From: Bucks
Default

What a POS! Reddish blue not Sonic blue, not a cat in hells chance of 380bhp on a TD05 and top mount!, yellow 500cc injectors? they are 440cc's you muppet! And the rear arch is hanging out!

It's worth f*ck all and I'll be glad when these retards can no longer own Subaru's. Are they not teaching grammar in school any more or are these muppets simply not paying attention?
Old 27 May 2012 | 12:55 AM
  #24  
Black-Hawk's Avatar
Black-Hawk
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (4)
 
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,784
Likes: 0
From: SWANSEA/BRIDGEND
Default

I think i know why it broke, 380bhp and that tmic.
Old 27 May 2012 | 08:50 AM
  #25  
kingofturds's Avatar
kingofturds
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 17,373
Likes: 5
From: Zanzibar
Default

why are you *******s disrespecting ma ride
Old 27 May 2012 | 09:21 AM
  #26  
apac's Avatar
apac
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,151
Likes: 1
From: Spec C Ltd 385/407
Default

I hope my engine bay never ends up looking that raped and ruined.
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Frizzle-Dee
Essex Subaru Owners Club
13
01 December 2015 10:37 AM
ozzy
Non Scooby Related
3
04 April 2002 11:33 AM
PeterUK300
ScoobyNet General
11
01 February 2002 11:40 PM




All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:16 AM.