Two women on their way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a wee. One wipes herself with her knickers, and the other uses a wreath of flowers. Their two husbands were in the pub the next day. One says, '' i'd better watch my wife. She came home last night with no knickers on.'' the other man says, '' that's **** all, mine had a card wedged in her **** saying, "we'll never forget you. From all the boys at the firestation..."

 

 

Oldie but a goldie.....lol.....

 

Very good Slab, keep em coming!

 

hahahahaha

 

 

let's turn this into massive joke thread!

 

My mate went to get a tattoo of an Indian warrior on his back.

Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand".

The tattooist said "Give me a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban"