Mrs ex vauxhall is taking her driving test now!
She's failed one already, and judging by the way the car kangarood away from the house I'm guessing the examiner is in for a real treat this afternoon!

She's in a little corsa with Red driving school .

Watch out, you have been warned!

 

sh1te .... im in crewe ..... is that a safe enough distance?

 

dont send her past here then haha

 

Haha thanks for the warning

 

Pmsl should be ok in Crewe mate, hopefully anyway!

 

Christ, as expected, she failed, again.
Well I'm not sittin here with her face trippin her all night, so I'm off to work

 

I trust that when (if?) she does pass, you won't ever be her passenger?

 

Been there, done that, I gave up trying to teach her 3 years ago, and she has now gone through 3 different instructors!

I teach class 1 Hgv so like to think I have some patience, but unfortunately some people are never destined to drive, and I think she's one of them

 

When you say "...she's now gone through 3 different instructors..."..................?!?!

Perhaps that's why she keeps failing; deliberately dragging it out.

 

 

Me too....

 

PMSL.....

Very funny....lol....
She would murder you if she saw this.

 

Damn right she would mate,
So if any of the tunnel runners have seen this, for gods sake keep your gobs shut on Sunday, or she's gonna have me castrated

 

lol awesome thread

 

my other half passed so there`s hope lol

 

This thread is well lolsome.

 

 

Fab thread made me lol after a pooh day
Thankyou

 

Well How did she get on?

 

She failed mate
Although it was a bit harsh really, spoke to her instructor after the test, she was coming up to a junction on a dual carriageway, practically ontop of the traffic lights when they changed to red.
She went through, as she thought she was too close to stop as there was a car close behind, and he marked her down as a dangerous fault.
Had she stopped he could probably have marked her down for the same thing as the car was close behind!

Instructor said it was a lose lose situation, so another test booked!
But hey it's only another 100 quid

 

its so had to tell wat went on in another persons test m8,she should of anticeppated the lights changing & maybe slowed on her approach depending on how long they had been green theres many possibles without being on the test with them,some of the things the pupple says are totaly different to what actualy happened,or she could of just got an examinner who was having a bad day,she shouldnt worry about it n get straight bac out there m8.

 

Yeah totally Agree mate, but on this test having failed on a previous occasion she took her instructor with her.
He sat in the back, wasn't allowed to say anything or interfere but could observe.
I spoke to him when they got back and he said the examiner was really harsh, if she had stopped for the lights she would have been at least one full car length over the stop line and would have blocked the junction,

Another one booked now, and will,let you all know when to stay off the road again

 

Believe it or not Mrs ex Vauxhall has just passed her test

Although she's now talking Scooby's,

That's my keys hidden now anyway!

 

Congrats.

 

good read that was

Congrats or is that commiserations

 

Thanks mate, although its looking to be the latter

 

Send her on a skid control course and/or IAM after she's been driving for a bit, especially if she is talking scoob.
A woman who went on the same skid control course as I did (when I was much younger!!) was forced to do so by her partner as she was banned from his Focus RS until she did some training. I completely agree.

 

The only skids that need controlling mate are the ones in my pants, she's going nowhere near my car, I've hidden the spare key, and the main key will be with me at all times

 

lol you need a safe

 

lol great thread. Congrats to your Mrs and commiserations to you fella lol.