Another ebay beauty with a lump of cement to hold the fogs in place!
09 July 2012 | 10:31 PM
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Another ebay beauty with a lump of cement to hold the fogs in place!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-SUBAR...ht_2777wt_1076
Where do I start!!
I wonder if Throtal sensors come in honey & lemon flavour from Boots?
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09 July 2012 | 10:34 PM
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From: The Fabulist Hunter
09 July 2012 | 10:34 PM
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From: Wherever I park my car, that's my home
I thought this was going to be one of your bodged repairs mate
She is a beaut mind, looks like Wimpy's old wagon, maybe the fog surround just melted with his smokin' engine
09 July 2012 | 10:37 PM
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From: Rl'yeh
That lighting pod looks like it's been made out of plasticscene.
09 July 2012 | 10:42 PM
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From: nottingham
Those lights are f*****g hilarius, maybe him and the missus were having a 'Ghost' moment and that was the result
wouldnt like them to come off towards the windscreen at 70mph tho...
09 July 2012 | 10:43 PM
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From: Spec C Ltd 385/407
I've got a wicked idea, i'll paint all protruding parts of my car banana yellow, and then i'll melt a dalek and glue it to my bonnet.
09 July 2012 | 10:48 PM
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From: north of the south border
jeeeezus fcukin christ,,,,,,
09 July 2012 | 10:50 PM
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What's a garden feature doing on the bonnet???pmsl .....
09 July 2012 | 11:06 PM
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From: Bishop Auckland
Complete and utter vomit. What on earth was he thinking.
09 July 2012 | 11:07 PM
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From: Essex
Surely ...... You can't see any road infront of you with that garden feature lamp array
, it gotta be a MOT fail !!!!
09 July 2012 | 11:17 PM
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From: Norfolk
Wtf "front lowered with spring clamps" ????????
09 July 2012 | 11:21 PM
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From: In my garage
I think its a large b and q type solar rock light
09 July 2012 | 11:22 PM
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Sponsored by Blue Circle Cement ..........
09 July 2012 | 11:31 PM
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From: Leicester
How do these retards get dressed in the morning, my goldfish has more brain cells!!
09 July 2012 | 11:33 PM
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From: My turbo blows, air lots of it!!
Another quality stickered up chav chariot.
09 July 2012 | 11:34 PM
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From: Staffordshire
"Reason for sale is me owns four cars now"
Who's selling this Ali G?
09 July 2012 | 11:37 PM
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From: Herts/Middx
Reading the whole advert has got me in stitches again!!! Lol
09 July 2012 | 11:39 PM
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From: nowhere fancy
come on now fellas stop taking the p1ss that truly is a one of a kind car..............................hopefully
09 July 2012 | 11:47 PM
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From: West Midlands
Surely that has more stickers than bhp?
And it looks like he's crashed into my neighbours fish pond water feature
09 July 2012 | 11:50 PM
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From: nottingham
Its even got drugs stashed in the rear bumper according to the description
lol
09 July 2012 | 11:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
rickya
Reading the whole advert has got me in stitches again!!! Lol
+1 especially the end ...........
09 July 2012 | 11:57 PM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
"LOLs"
10 July 2012 | 12:24 AM
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From: anglesey
Hahahahahaha.............hahahahahahahaha....(brea ther)......... Hahahahaha. defo one of those solar lights from b&q. they dont work cuz he hasnt pulled the tab out of the bottom hahaha lols!!!!
10 July 2012 | 12:24 AM
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OMG. I wish i hadn't seen that just before going to bed.
10 July 2012 | 12:28 AM
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"THIS CAR WILL FLY THROUGH ITS NEXT MOT WITH NO PROBLEMS"
10 July 2012 | 12:34 AM
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From: Somerset
10 July 2012 | 12:42 AM
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Turbo Tone
"Reason for sale is me owns four cars now"
Who's selling this Ali G?
Would'nt you just love to see the other 3?
I'll bet Colin Mcrae would be chuffed as **** to see his name on the back of that
I have just read it again & someone actually nicked this car (words fail me)
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10 July 2012 | 12:53 AM
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From: London
Wow that's a funny advert. Lol
10 July 2012 | 01:05 AM
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From: Mean streets of Bham
I bet whoever nicked barry's car, returned it next day! No wonder it's not recoded
10 July 2012 | 01:06 AM
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From: YORKSHIRE
What a fooking mong
09 July 2012 | 10:31 PM
Another ebay beauty with a lump of cement to hold the fogs in place!
lol
