Met Matt Neal and saw a fat woman's vagina

and this is the truth although I wish part of it wasn't

 

I hope they weren't 'together'

 

No I'm a courier driver and I delivered to the team dynamics warehouse in west brom today and Matt Neal signed for the parcel

The fat lady came as a massive shock though, as a delivery driver you get used to seeing some strange things but this woman came to the door with no trousers or underwear on and just stood at the door as if it was normal

 

maybe her trousers were in the parcel you delivered