one thats had ten pints and a kebab

 

southern slag's mate, they aint proud

 

looks like puked wheatabix to me lol

 

if she was northern she would have crapped in the shape of an m

for you monster energy drink fan boys from the north

 

Dont slate their hero tubbs...Ken ****

 

I think you will find there are hardly and monster decal cars up here pal unlike gayve and the rest of you southern ****'s

 

 

Nice edit dip ****

 

This is the work of the Lesser Spotted ****ehawk.

 

I'd say it was a Hawkeye.

 

Seagull, or an owl.

 

hey bum boy i am from the north so blow me

tubbs dont bother m8 heard it all

as for bird crap i did a 8hr detail on mine went in for a shower and to get changed looked out the window and there was 30-40 splats all over it felt like crying

 

I heard you northerners are into that

 

If a bird did that on my car I'd make her walk home.

 

It's a rare ****ehawk only found near the geographic region of Cuddington apparently. They are bred by Evo onwers to target Scooby owners.

I suggest you up sticks & move as this is not a one off & they take no prisoners mate!!

 

.22 air gun......problem solved

 

Probabaly a seagul and get it off fast as their eskrements contains a lot of acid that damages your paint/laquer even if its there for a short time

 

nah, owl drops pellets.

seagul, or a **** off big bird with the ****s lol

 

Someone been at this round your way