had a laugh in tesco today, the wife walked off to freezer section, i turned round and she was gone, so i shouts out WILF down a isle and this fit piece turns round.realizes im'e not her hubby and smiles, her old man obviousley calls her WILF as well, in milf replace the word mum with wife you get the picture, needless to say i went bright red,

 

And this has to do with Subarus how?

 

Brilliant buddy!!

A lot of time for that. I had a very similar experience except for calling her "dorris". And no it wasn't a 90 year old with a purple rinse that turned around

 

Calm down calm down ! sheesh, victor meldrew

 

My thought too. This forum is for Subaru related stuff and NSR is for well, the clue is in the forum name...

 

[QUOTE=sunnyjones003;11028973]Everyone need to relax a bit. Its not all to do with subaru's. If you look on the index it clearly states non scooby related section available :-D[/

QUOTE]

Brill story lol

 

sorry i thought SCOOBYNET GENERAL was for general disscusion didn't realise it was for directly car related general disscusion, christ first we have spelling GESTAPO now it's forum GESTAPO, is there no fun to be had on here anymore ? noobs get shot down, chav's get shot down, old pete musn't grumble get's shot down, is anyone exempt ?
having just typed all this lol i have just noticed the non scooby related section, so sorry to all the forum gestapo lol

 

I like dropping a decent fart by the missus and walking off leaving her in the aisle with it.

Childish but breaks the boredom of shopping up a bit.

 

nice touch. next time try it on the escalators

 

lol thats great!

 

You probably got away with it this time, MadScoob, but you could possibly argue that the story is relevant to this section, since you drove to Tesco in your Scoob. (might need legal advice on that one)

God help you if you do a re-post, as I did recently, because the 'Community Re-post Alert Police' (aka CRAP) will admonish you in public! (glad to see they've done something positive with their lives)

;>

 

What's all this going shopping with the wife lark? The hell with that..
You lot need to get a grip.

 

Been a long time since I went shopping with the wife, my farting in aisle days finished about 7-8 years ago with the dishwasher

 

who do you go shopping with then ........ ?



gold help us all

 

Like it, although i call the missus way worse lol

 

My missus does that to me. I often add to it with my own fragrance; we have a great time!

 

What kind of food do you buy, for Gods sake!(Mmm.tasty!)

JohnD

 

Absolutely!
Us guys of 'a certain age' have perfected, over many years, the subtle art of 'shopping avoidance' Remember that the sole purpose of a bloke is to push the trolley so, 1)Go really slow 2) Allow her to get so far ahead that you finish up in different aisles and then deliberately take a wrong turn down an aisle you've already been to so effectively getting lost. 3) If you go in the Scoob (God forbid!) park far away from the entrance to get away from the door dinging idiots. She'll get so pissed off she'll insist that you stay at home next time

JohnD

 

If my wife farted near me i'd kick her straight in the c*nt

 

He drove to the supermarket in his Suabru , hence the connection & so in Scoobynet General! lol

 

and for god's sake dont mention dump valves

i did and it went to 7 plus pages lol

 

DUMP VALVES























lol

 

you forgot the TIIISSSH bit

 

on another note you put WILF

dose that meen you never have or she's the one that wares the pants and has banned you LOL

 

you have awoken them

 

My precious in'it an'ting

 

work it out lol it stands for wife i like f*cking

 

I no what it means

And work out what i put

 

another classic thread.

 

This
I used to be found mainly in the PS3 game isle and beer isle... now i do my shopping via text from my desk at work