tesco laugh
18 March 2013, 10:01 PM
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tesco laugh
had a laugh in tesco today, the wife walked off to freezer section, i turned round and she was gone, so i shouts out WILF down a isle and this fit piece turns round.realizes im'e not her hubby and smiles, her old man obviousley calls her WILF as well, in milf replace the word mum with wife you get the picture, needless to say i went bright red,
18 March 2013, 10:10 PM
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Brilliant buddy!!
A lot of time for that. I had a very similar experience except for calling her "dorris". And no it wasn't a 90 year old with a purple rinse that turned around
A lot of time for that. I had a very similar experience except for calling her "dorris". And no it wasn't a 90 year old with a purple rinse that turned around
18 March 2013, 11:01 PM
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sorry i thought SCOOBYNET GENERAL was for general disscusion didn't realise it was for directly car related general disscusion, christ first we have spelling GESTAPO now it's forum GESTAPO, is there no fun to be had on here anymore ? noobs get shot down, chav's get shot down, old pete musn't grumble get's shot down, is anyone exempt ?
having just typed all this lol i have just noticed the non scooby related section, so sorry to all the forum gestapo lol
having just typed all this lol i have just noticed the non scooby related section, so sorry to all the forum gestapo lol
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19 March 2013, 11:41 AM
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You probably got away with it this time, MadScoob, but you could possibly argue that the story is relevant to this section, since you drove to Tesco in your Scoob. (might need legal advice on that one)
God help you if you do a re-post, as I did recently, because the 'Community Re-post Alert Police' (aka CRAP) will admonish you in public! (glad to see they've done something positive with their lives)
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God help you if you do a re-post, as I did recently, because the 'Community Re-post Alert Police' (aka CRAP) will admonish you in public! (glad to see they've done something positive with their lives)
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19 March 2013, 12:57 PM
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What's all this going shopping with the wife lark? The hell with that..
You lot need to get a grip.
You lot need to get a grip.
19 March 2013, 03:00 PM
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Mmm.tasty!)
19 March 2013, 07:46 PM
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Us guys of 'a certain age' have perfected, over many years, the subtle art of 'shopping avoidance' Remember that the sole purpose of a bloke is to push the trolley so, 1)Go really slow 2) Allow her to get so far ahead that you finish up in different aisles and then deliberately take a wrong turn down an aisle you've already been to so effectively getting lost. 3) If you go in the Scoob (
God forbid!) park far away from the entrance to get away from the door dinging idiots. She'll get so pissed off she'll insist that you stay at home next time
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19 March 2013, 08:53 PM
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sorry i thought SCOOBYNET GENERAL was for general disscusion didn't realise it was for directly car related general disscusion, christ first we have spelling GESTAPO now it's forum GESTAPO, is there no fun to be had on here anymore ? noobs get shot down, chav's get shot down, old pete musn't grumble get's shot down, is anyone exempt ?
having just typed all this lol i have just noticed the non scooby related section, so sorry to all the forum gestapo lol
having just typed all this lol i have just noticed the non scooby related section, so sorry to all the forum gestapo lol
i did and it went to 7 plus pages lol
20 March 2013, 02:20 PM
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Absolutely!
Us guys of 'a certain age' have perfected, over many years, the subtle art of 'shopping avoidance' Remember that the sole purpose of a bloke is to push the trolley so, 1)Go really slow 2) Allow her to get so far ahead that you finish up in different aisles and then deliberately take a wrong turn down an aisle you've already been to so effectively getting lost. 3) If you go in the Scoob (God forbid!) park far away from the entrance to get away from the door dinging idiots. She'll get so pissed off she'll insist that you stay at home next time
JohnD
Us guys of 'a certain age' have perfected, over many years, the subtle art of 'shopping avoidance' Remember that the sole purpose of a bloke is to push the trolley so, 1)Go really slow 2) Allow her to get so far ahead that you finish up in different aisles and then deliberately take a wrong turn down an aisle you've already been to so effectively getting lost. 3) If you go in the Scoob (
God forbid!) park far away from the entrance to get away from the door dinging idiots. She'll get so pissed off she'll insist that you stay at home next timeJohnD
I used to be found mainly in the PS3 game isle and beer isle...
now i do my shopping via text from my desk at work 
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