Well, this week's DV thread is currently active but it is getting a little repetitive now.

So, the definitive solution:

Trouble-free ScoobyNet-friendly DV

(Please note that I have no association with the company nor do I endorse this product).

 

Thanks for the heads up.

How do I remove my turbo and replace it with this? Any advice appreciated. Does it make my car faster, or do I need to also fit a roof scoop?

 

To quote: "However it may make the person about to race you think twice as you can rev the engine when the car is stationery and still create the dump valve sound."

The car therefore sounds faster, without the need to modify it.
Saves you a fortune.

(PS - I think they mean 'stationary', unless they sell cardboard cars as well).

 

Wow, I bet BMW wish they had thought of that, they could add it to their 'Active Sound' on the M5

 

I should totally get this! I think I should also get a shopping list down my wing. Oh, while I'm at it I could get spinners, I love spinners.

 

For all n00bs I have the ultimate solution - a battery of dump valve awesomeness

This will make your car produce twice the power for each upgrade, add all four and the factor multiplies each time

First fit this to your turbo car:



Then this:



Then this:



And lastly this:



It'll confuse the **** out of anyone standing outside McDonalds on a Friday night in Grantham

 

Oh and then PM our Tubbytommy for some fake roof vents, a monga Bodykit and some stickers

 

I can see it now:

"For sale, my beloved Scooby.
Loads of mods, including quad dump valve bypass.............."

 

You forgot the Turbonator!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/turbonator

 

The funny part is he's actually sold 3 of the fooking things

 

I've got four exhaust pipes on the back of mine, I reckon I could fit four of those exhaust pipe things.

Imagine all seven of them going off it would be utterly chavtastic.

By the way those turbonators, what a nasty con that is. There should be a law against the marketing of such misleading products.

 

The BRZ and GT86 have a similar system as standard

The induction "drum" beats at high throttle to give the driver some engine noise instead of power.

IIRC IMHO

Tony

 

 

 

 

my god lol why did I waist all this petrol I could of just put one of these on my van and been just as cool:brick wall

 

This is the ideal accompaniment to the electric DV.
To be stuck on boot, bonnet, doors, rear roof pillars and most importantly in front of the passenger seat on the dashboard.
Guaranteed a bird puller!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/new-3-0-tu...item3a80617ce1

Then there's this must have accessory....
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BOV-KEYRIN...item20d5e54be8

 

I should get back on the Subaru swap shop, buy one of their sheds and fit all these cool things.

Would make an awesome YouTube vid.

 

I'd subscribe.

 

+1 !