Phone for details

Can be picked up from my local petrol station

 

I'll have some of those pork scratchings please.

Am I allowed to discuss pork scratchings since these tend to be from our neighbours down south ?

 

Scuse me fellas,

I`m lookin 4 some top drawer fuel, any idea of where the best butchers is ??
Jus thinkin shouldn`t this b in the "wanted" forum

Pete

 

Pete,

Scott Brothers do a nice 95ron

 

Award winning 97RON I hear

 

bit dear for a pund o' octane booster though !!!

 

Nah, for 97ron you really want to use McLeish's.
Apparently they're getting a jetwash installed shortly too

Breaking News
-------------

In a bid to monopolise the beef/petrol market, Shell now offer two free beef olives with every 20litres of Optimax purchased!

 

Paul,
U shoulda reminded me earlier bud, I ended up avin 2 do wiv a bottle of fanta an a pkt of minstrals on the way home from AWD

Pete

 

I can see a vacation to the muppet thread a commin from tetchy mod's

 

Pete,
How much Fanta per litre of SUL for a decent boost ?

 

LOL Jason

Tell u wot though m8 c the kick u get out that fruit twist fanta, might jus b worth some in the tank 2 find out (oh no don`t it`s full on & not the diet type)

Pete