Not that I own up to reading the Daily Record often but this weeks FastLane had a big article on the STI7. Written by two Dolly Birds called Avril and Liz. I think they had help from their office boy called JOHN. Now this JOHN character was described as being " An anorak" by the bird known as Liz. Seems darling JOHN owns 2 imprezas - anyone we know on here!!!
He "almost fainted" when Liz likened the Scooby to an Ali G passion wagon.
Liz offered to take John for a spin (and hey Liz is pretty damn gorgeous) so what did our hero do - he looked under the bonnet instead.
The final straw came when "His eyes lit up like a kid in a sweety shop" was it her air bags you were looking at Johnny Boy lol.
Nice one Mr Stevenson, think you should stick to making the coffee in the office!!!

 

Hmmm !! It was 'last weeks' fast lane, It was the 'Sunday Mail' not the Record and Liz has Fun Bags not Air bags.

OK, in all honesty, hands up on here who isn't an anorak

Actually Dave I ended up taking her for a 'spin', strange there was no mention of anorak when she had her eyes shut whilst 4 wheel drifting a U turn round the Expessway roundabout.

P.S. I proof read the article before it went to press....couldn't find anything in there I could deny

P.P.S I can't make coffee

 

Nice one.

Dave Allan

 

Dave,
have you got your STI yet? or are you still driving that 45.0bhp rover, what a lovely sound it gives off, suit you sir!!!

Paul, see you all soon.

 

Yep still in the Rover. Passed an Impreza sport going to work this morning and he looked down his nose at me. Ahhhh