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Old 15 June 2006, 06:14 PM
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Question why cant England play football?

and why do we keep hearing pathetic excuses as to why they cant score

just wondering like
Old 15 June 2006, 06:17 PM
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They're a bit lightweight are'nt they?
Old 15 June 2006, 06:19 PM
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i dont watch football normally but i thought i would give it a go..........glad i never paid to watch them

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Old 15 June 2006, 06:21 PM
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I reckon our team would perform much better if instead of a ball, 10 cases of lager and 10 single birds where thrown onto the pitch.

First team to drink the lager, and screw all the birds, would win !

I would pay to watch that though ! :-)

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Old 15 June 2006, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Simon K
I reckon our team would perform much better if instead of a ball, 10 cases of lager and 10 single birds where thrown onto the pitch.

First team to drink the lager, and screw all the birds, would win !

I would pay to watch that though ! :-)

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i reckon if you promised the players a free roast that might do the trick
Old 15 June 2006, 06:24 PM
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......hang on the commentator just said there was more urgency about England.........is it going to get good?
Old 15 June 2006, 06:27 PM
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Im not really a football fan, but looking at what the England players are worth, compared to the other side, well I reckon they should be ashamed.

Funny how Crouch never did the `robot` when he kicked it 30 meters off target, on an open goal ! Ponce.


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Old 15 June 2006, 06:30 PM
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if we dont score what happens, are we out?......hope so

i am going to refuse to pay the tv lisence

Crouch needs to eat more

lol, Beckham is drained from the tension of the game

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Old 15 June 2006, 06:33 PM
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God knows what happens if we loose, or draw. One thing I do know, if we loose, our good old football supporters will re-model the town's centre tonight ! :-)

There's one thing we never loose, supporter fighting, best in the world !

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Old 15 June 2006, 06:33 PM
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license
Old 15 June 2006, 06:34 PM
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if we lose that means all the booze has to be drunk tonight.

i might paint my face and pretend i am from Trinidad
Old 15 June 2006, 06:35 PM
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Lose It's spelt "lose".

Christ.
Old 15 June 2006, 06:36 PM
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that makes sence bubbs

and what is the point of kicking the ball at the goalkeeper
Old 15 June 2006, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
that makes sence bubbs

Sense

I was sounding off at Simon K.
Old 15 June 2006, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Sense

I was sounding off at Simon K.
lol, i cant spell tonight either

we scored
Old 15 June 2006, 06:43 PM
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Where are we ? Dictionary Corner ? Sorry, lose, not loose. Christ !

Anyway, Crouch has scored. At last. :-)

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why have most of the Trinidadians got no teeth?
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doom merchants
Old 15 June 2006, 06:49 PM
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OMG, two goals

FLUKE
Old 15 June 2006, 06:53 PM
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Bleedin' hell...........they won!!!!!

It's only cause its me birthday!!!
Old 15 June 2006, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Simon K

First team to drink the lager, and screw all the birds, would win !

I would pay to watch that though ! :-)

SBK
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I'd expect it free on Sky 1!!!!
Old 15 June 2006, 06:55 PM
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Shame it wasn't T&T that scored twice.
Old 15 June 2006, 06:56 PM
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Looks like Rooney won 2:0
Old 15 June 2006, 06:57 PM
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Its was LENNON who won it!!!!

NOT ROONEY!!!

Pete
Old 15 June 2006, 06:58 PM
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Was lucky crouch looked hopeless until he scored,and why pull owen off an put on a totally unfit rooney lennon was a good sub though
Old 15 June 2006, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Its was LENNON who won it!!!!

NOT ROONEY!!!

Pete
Agree.

Cracking goal by Gerard, and cracking cross from beckham to set crouch up.

1st half was rubbish. Shame we had to wait till the last 10 minutes to see something good
Old 15 June 2006, 07:16 PM
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Its sad ,according to the way the commentators were talking,you would think we do not have a cat in hells chance of winning without rooney.
Old 15 June 2006, 07:22 PM
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god joe cole is a greedy git
Old 15 June 2006, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FASTER MIKE!!
god joe cole is a greedy git
Why is he taking up a Newcastle players place in the team? Errr no!
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no just never passes the ball see the difference when he came off

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