why cant England play football?
15 June 2006, 06:14 PM
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why cant England play football?
and why do we keep hearing pathetic excuses as to why they cant score
just wondering like
15 June 2006, 06:17 PM
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They're a bit lightweight are'nt they?
15 June 2006, 06:19 PM
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i dont watch football normally but i thought i would give it a go..........glad i never paid to watch them
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15 June 2006, 06:21 PM
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I reckon our team would perform much better if instead of a ball, 10 cases of lager and 10 single birds where thrown onto the pitch.
First team to drink the lager, and screw all the birds, would win !
I would pay to watch that though ! :-)
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15 June 2006, 06:22 PM
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I reckon our team would perform much better if instead of a ball, 10 cases of lager and 10 single birds where thrown onto the pitch.
First team to drink the lager, and screw all the birds, would win !
I would pay to watch that though ! :-)
SBK
i reckon if you promised the players a free roast that might do the trick
15 June 2006, 06:24 PM
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......hang on the commentator just said there was more
urgency about England.........is it going to get good?
15 June 2006, 06:27 PM
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Im not really a football fan, but looking at what the England players are worth, compared to the other side, well I reckon they should be ashamed.
Funny how Crouch never did the `robot` when he kicked it 30 meters off target, on an open goal ! Ponce.
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15 June 2006, 06:30 PM
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if we dont score what happens, are we out?......hope so
i am going to refuse to pay the tv lisence
Crouch needs to eat more
lol, Beckham is drained from the tension of the game
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15 June 2006, 06:33 PM
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God knows what happens if we loose, or draw. One thing I do know, if we loose, our good old football supporters will re-model the town's centre tonight ! :-)
There's one thing we never loose, supporter fighting, best in the world !
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15 June 2006, 06:34 PM
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if we lose that means all the booze has to be drunk tonight.
i might paint my face and pretend i am from Trinidad
15 June 2006, 06:35 PM
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Lose
It's spelt "lose".
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15 June 2006, 06:36 PM
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that makes sence bubbs
and what is the point of kicking the ball at the goalkeeper
15 June 2006, 06:41 PM
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that makes sence bubbs
Sense
I was sounding off at Simon K.
15 June 2006, 06:42 PM
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Sense
I was sounding off at Simon K.
lol, i cant spell tonight either
we scored
15 June 2006, 06:43 PM
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Where are we ? Dictionary Corner ? Sorry, lose, not loose. Christ !
Anyway, Crouch has scored. At last. :-)
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15 June 2006, 06:44 PM
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why have most of the Trinidadians got no teeth?
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15 June 2006, 06:49 PM
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OMG, two goals
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15 June 2006, 06:53 PM
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Bleedin' hell...........they won!!!!!
It's only cause its me birthday!!!
15 June 2006, 06:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Simon K
First team to drink the lager, and screw all the birds, would win !
I would pay to watch that though ! :-)
SBK
I wouldn't!!!
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I'd expect it free on Sky 1!!!!
15 June 2006, 06:55 PM
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Shame it wasn't T&T that scored twice.
15 June 2006, 06:56 PM
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Looks like Rooney won 2:0
15 June 2006, 06:57 PM
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Its was LENNON who won it!!!!
NOT ROONEY!!!
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15 June 2006, 06:58 PM
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Was lucky crouch looked hopeless until he scored,and why pull owen off an put on a totally unfit rooney
lennon was a good sub though
15 June 2006, 07:01 PM
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Its was LENNON who won it!!!!
NOT ROONEY!!!
Pete
Agree.
Cracking goal by Gerard, and cracking cross from beckham to set crouch up.
1st half was rubbish. Shame we had to wait till the last 10 minutes to see something good
15 June 2006, 07:16 PM
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Its sad ,according to the way the commentators were talking,you would think we do not have a cat in hells chance of winning without rooney.
15 June 2006, 07:22 PM
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god joe cole is a greedy git
15 June 2006, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FASTER MIKE!!
god joe cole is a greedy git
Why is he taking up a Newcastle players place in the team?
Errr no!
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no just never passes the ball
see the difference when he came off
mike