Another joke
05 December 2003, 09:04 AM
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Young Nurse
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, are my ********* black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"
He struggles again to ask, nurse, are my ********* black ?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his ********* in her other hand and takes a close look, and say's, "there's nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies," that was very nice but,are... my... test...results...back
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, are my ********* black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"
He struggles again to ask, nurse, are my ********* black ?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his ********* in her other hand and takes a close look, and say's, "there's nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies," that was very nice but,are... my... test...results...back
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