pippyrips

sorry if you've seen this before but i think this is just great! you must read it to the tune of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ by Queen:

Song for Indian Curry
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Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead
Naan, dinners just begun
But now i'm gonna crap it all away
Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet, just see the loo tomorrow

Curry on, Curry on
Cause nothing really Madras

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers done my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, i've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo

Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh
The Doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all

Guitar solo
I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
very very spicey
Meat
Byriana (Byriana)
Byriana (Byriana)
Byriana and a Naan
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
Cause the loo is quarantined
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder
No !
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I Chundits coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it goes again
(No, No, No, No, No, No NO )
On my knees I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This Vindaloo
It's about to wreck my guts
Poor me.... Poor me.... Poor meeeeee

Guitar solo
So you think you can chunder and feel alright ?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night ?
oh maybe, but now you puke like a baby
just had to come out
it just had to come right out in here
Mother of a guitar solo.

Rooshkins

I WAS thinking of going out for a chicken badass tonight .... thanks mate !

RIGPIG

Brilliant Rob

flopsy

quality mate, makeing my mouth water reading that, got
some bahji's left from the weekend
chris.