Elmer Fudpucker

....DGM,you must of been before me at the parts counter.Did you get the same interrogation?

sparshatts....good morning sir
me............good morning
me............could i please have an oil filter?
s.............have we seen the car b4 sir?
m.............yes,i bought it from you.
s.............do you know the chasis number
m.............er,.no,but the car's outside
s.............could i have your registration number then,please?
m.............P555 +++
S.............(taps away on cumputer)... ah, Mr Howell?
S.............could you confirm your home telephone number please?
M.............01489 ========
S.............sorry,what was it you wanted?

..........IS IT THE SAME WITH ALL SUBARU DEALERS?

Jen

12.02pm one saturday a while ago...Jen rushes into 'shatts (as I like to call 'em ) ...to the lady behind the desk near the parts section:

J: oh, is the parts section closed?
S: Yes, it closes at 12pm...
J: <looks at watch> Oh, I was only really after an umbrealla (there's one behind "helpful lady")
S: Sorry, they close at 12.
J: Is there anyway you could just sell me that one <points>, it's just we're going out fo rhte afternoon and could really use it! (p*ssing down outside)
S: No, sorry, you'll have to come back on Monday, they close at 12.

[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img][img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img][img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img][img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img][img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img][img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img][img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] Why doesn't this suprise me? Needless to say we didn't go back and I got one from the Motorshow a couple of weeks later

...have to say they didn't ask for the reg. number though

RON

I just walked into Vales at Yeovil the other day and bought an oil filter and fuel filter, no questions, could have been anyone!