Don't forget the main meet on the 29th!!

It's gone a little quiet so I thought I'd remind everyone that it's still on!!

Anyone want to step forward and bring in the Brickworks convoy?

Holmfield Arms will still be going ahead..

 

Gonna have to give this one a miss due to work again

Plus I need to get track tyres put on the rims and I wanna get Scooby serviced B4 the big day so I'm saving my pennies or should I say pounds for every litre of extortion juice and other additives I can get.

See you all on track day

 

2:08?!?!?!

What kind of time is that for a post?

 

i shall try make it up so long as nothing falls off my car or it may be a trip out in the arosa

 

Sorry guys, I can't make this one First time for everything I'll be up in the Lakes all week if anybody wants to join me up there and maybe arrange a meet up with the Cumbrian Scoobs

Have a good 'un See some of you on the trackday






PS. Those whom don't want to actually drive on track are more than welcome to come and spectate. Who knows, if you ask nicely someone might take you out for a lap or two

 

Sounds like a plan! I'll see if I can wriggle free for a day, I need a rest/break.

 

Nice to be back on the scene and will try to make it to this months meet,
AL, am sure u could have come up with something better to talk about other than the meet at the end of the month, as it did seem to go very quiet on here.... How about who filled up there cars the other day?
CB, have fun in the lakes and see ya soon...

 

I filled up but I was running on orange light so it was legit did see loads of panikers though.

Even so 103.9p per litre they must be avin' a laff, a chuffing big un!

Oh and sticky stuff what else you gonna do @ 2:08 when the pubs are shut

see you on the day "quicky sticky"

 

Not this time, I'll be in the STi

 

Plans aren't certain for next week but if i'm coming I don't mind doing it (providing I get the Mrs' Tom Tom or we'll end up in Burnley or something).

 

Cheers mate..

Just head South whatever you do.. If you see signs saying Dudley (God's Country) 3 Miles, you've gone too far, so turn around.. But it's so nice there.. you may actually stay..

 

What, like you did?

...or were you kicked out?

 

Hey sticky: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ble/9Large.jpg
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Steve
ps, ill-legal number plate is no more!

 

where and when is this meet? need to get back into this.;0

 

Greetings one and all, just signing in to say I'll ne there for the monthly fun


Simon, I don't mind trundling on over to the Brickworks to assist with the run across from there but are you sure there is anyone else that needs to meet up there, only it's usually just you, me and CB

 

Shawn,

You'd be very welcome on 29th (Thursday) eve if you trundle along - It's a doddle if you're in Hudds as we meet at The Foxglove on the A629 Sheffield road - keep going out of town for a few miles and it's on the right...

Andy

 

Very, VERY wrong!

I could, however, rustle up a little something for a certain silver car that would be far more aesthetically pleasing, but if the owner of said silver car decided to plaster stickers all over it then I'm sure that most of the WYIOC membership would kick the **** out of him.

 

I don't mind waiting there for 5 mins in case anyone wants to head in from that direction as it's only 2 minutes drive from my house.

Be good (pun shamefully intended) Barry if you want to head in from there but realise it's an extremely roundabout way for you to get to the meet!

 

Well it will only use a bit more of that £1 a litre plus Optimax that I can barely afford as I have sidelined some cash for the track day as knowing my luck something expensive will break but if it's for the good of the club I'll do it god damn it

 

We need do-ers like you Barry ! Not like the feckin' SIDC

Or 22B,com

Or the WR1OC, feckin' splitters

 

pmsl.
or those WYIOC lot!
*******!!!

hang on a minute thats us

 

Another LoB 'Mis'quote

New Lad: Can I... join your group?
WYIOC: No, pi55 off.
New Lad: I don't want to drive this stuff, it's only a car. I hate those other clubs as much as anybody.
WYIOCer: Are you sure?
New Lad: Oh, dead sure. I hate them already.
WYIOCer: Listen. If you really wanted to join the W.Y.I.O.C. you'd have to really hate the other groups..
New Lad: I do!
WYIOCer: Oh, yeah? How much?
New Lad: A lot!
WYIOCer: Right. You're in

Edited to add that we do indeed love the 'other groups' and there's no offence.. But I love Lob sooo much.. I just had to quote that..


MR. BIG NOSE: No offence? I’ll thump him if he calls me ‘Big Nose’ again.
MR. CHEEKY: Oh, shut up, Big Nose.
MR. BIG NOSE: Ah! All right. I warned you. I really will slug you so hard—
MRS. BIG NOSE: Oh, it’s the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that’s nice, isn’t it? I’m glad they’re getting something, ‘cause they have a hell of a time.

Friggin genius..

 

Wot he said.

 

"Excuse me. Are you the West Yorkshire Impreza Owner's "lub?"

"F**k off! We're the 'Owner's of Impreza's in West Yorkshire' Club"

__________________________________________________ ____


We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad... attack!




__________________________________________________ ________________

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

__________________________________________________ ___


All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "

__________________________________________________ _______


Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!

____________________________________________

etc...

 

"He ***** as high as any in Wome".
Somehow managed to ask Mr Palin to sign that on a photo without roflmao! He did grin as he wrote it but wouldn't do a rendition (ooer).

 

Co-ordinator: Subaru?
Prisoner: Yes.
Co-ordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one car each.
[Next prisoner]
Co-ordibnator: Subaru?
Prisoner: Er, no, an Evo actually.
Co-ordinator: What?
Prisoner: Yeah, they said I was a little stupid and I could go and live with one on an island somewhere.
Co-ordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Prisoner: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's a Subaru really.
Co-ordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Prisoner: Yes I know, out of the door, one car each, line on the left.

 

Brian How much for the WR1 ? Quick!
Merchnt What?
Brian It's for the wife.
Merchnt Oh. Uh... Twentyseven thousand shekels.
Brian Right.
Merchnt What?
Brian There you are.
Merchnt Wait a minute.
Brian What?
Merchnt Well, we're, we're supposed to haggle.
Brian No, no, I've got to get...
Merchnt What do you mean, no no no?
Brian I haven't time, I've got ...
Merchnt Well give it back then.
Brian No, no, no I paid you.
Merchnt Burt!
--------[A large man stands up behind Brian, blocking his way out.]
Burt Yeah?
Merchnt This bloke won't haggle.
Burt Won't haggle???
Brian All right... do we have to?
--------[Burt disappears.]
Merchnt Now look. I want twentyseven thousand for that.
Brian I, I just gave you twentyseven.
Merchnt Now are you telling me that's not worth twentyseven thousand shekels?
Brian No.
Merchnt Look at it. Feel the quality, that's none of yer Mitsubishi rubbish.
Brian All right, I'll give you nineteen thousand then.
Merchnt No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly.
Brian What?
Merchnt Haggle properly. This isn't worth nineteen k.
Brian But you just said it was worth twentyseven k.
Merchnt Oh dear, oh dear. Come on. Haggle.
Brian All right, I'll give you ten.
Merchnt That's more like it.
Ten!? Are you trying to insult me? Me? With a poor dying
grandmother...Ten!?!
Brian All right, I'll give you Eleven.
Merchnt Now you're getting it. Eleven!?! Did I hear you right? Eleven?
This cost me twelve. You want to ruin me?
Brian Seventeen k.
Merchnt No, no, no, no. Seventeen k!
Brian Eighteen?
Merchnt No, no,. You go to fourteen now.
Brian All right, I'll give you fourteen k.
Merchnt Fourteen, are you joking?
Brian That's what you told me to say.
Merchnt Oh dear.
Brian Oh Tell me what to say. Please.
Merchnt Offer me fourteen.
Brian I'll give you fourteen.
Merchnt He's offering me fourteen for this!
Brian Fifteen.
Merchnt Seventeen. My last word. I won't take a penny less, or strike me
dead.
Brian Sixteen.
Merchnt Done. Nice to do business with you. Tell you what, I'll throw in
this as well.
[Hands Brian an Evo.]
Brian I don't want it, but thanks.
Merchnt Burt!
Burt Yeah?
Brian All right, all right, all right.
Merchnt Where's the sixteen you owe me?
Brian I just gave you twenty.
Merchnt Oh yeah. That's right. That's four I owe you then.
Brian No, it's all right, that's fine, that's fine.
Merchnt No, I've got it here somewhere.
Brian It's all right, that's four for the Evo.
Merchnt Four for this Evo? Four!!!! Look at it, that's worth ten if it's
worth a shekel.
Brian But you just gave it to me for nothing.
Merchnt Yes, but it's worth ten.
Brian All right, all right.
Merchnt No, no, no, no. It's not worth ten, You're supposed to argue. Ten for
that, you must be mad!
[He notices Brian running.]
Merchnt Ah, well. . There's one born every minute.

 

Ha Ha, There some good ones, and here is another...



oopps am too tired and or is it just that I just forgot?

 

CLASS!!

 

...and it got past the SN swearfilter