Chris, aka HarryBoy Our club treasurer and most prolific poster has been absent since September 30th and isn't even a lurker as he doesn't even pick up his PM's. So, I want to know NOW who has offended my dear friend

 

Not gulity

Dave you have pm

 

I was wondering where he was at the R. Burns meet shall we try to make him come on the 15th? and cheer him up if poss....

 

I have not seen him about either! andhave often seen him on his bike etc!

Will keep my eyes peeled!

 

Blimey guys, has it been so long? Been mega busy with work, but a few weeks ago, ended up in Bradford Royal Infirmary Plastic surgery unit, with missing finger!!

Unfortunately, they still haven't found it, so I have to spend the rest of my life with a tampon stitched to my left hand!! This means that it's more difficult to brake downhill on my bike, so I'll finally get to pass Sticky off road.

Following this terrier-induced amputation, I've entered myself in the WYIOC paraplegic olympics for left hand tiddlywinks...

Funnily enough, there's a smiley just for me

Just got back from vets this afternoon. Finger been recovered and grafted on to dog's backside!! Goolies now missing, but he is 12 after all...

Will see you all tomorrow night...

 

As if by magic....

Ouch!!! what were you doing to the terrier H to bring on such a savage attack

 

Trying to separate the little sh*t from mi finger mate.... As you can gather, I didn't succeed....

The worst part was when the consultant looked at the 'spare' bit, shook his head, muttered to his colleague and flicked it into the bin at the end of the ward. That's when I realised, I'd never be 'whole' again....

Anyway, looking on the bright side, I've always fancied a pair of driving gloves....

 

Whoa, calm down there newcomer. 2 posts in an hour and a half!!

See you tomorrow (or hear your excuse)

 

All work and no play At your age you need to be considering what things you'll regret and rejoice when the reaper comes calling, and no-one ever wishes they'd spent more time working FFS, your finger's already shead this mortal coil I half expected seeing loads of typo's where you missed some keys

Be great to see you tomorrow mate

 

Me too, though he seems to be doing okay. Would love to be a fly on the wall when he's typing though...

tap tap tap *ouch* tap *ouch* tap tap tap *ouch*

 

A Harryboy earlier today...

 

...and a couple of weeks back...

 

...and currently pinned to the inside of the dog's basket...

 

Poor lad, he comes back to the fold and promptly get the p1ss ripped out of him

 

...still, at least it was only a Terrier wot did it. Had I found myself in a similar position I might well have ended up like this...



Yes, I know it's a bit tame, but do a google image search for 'missing arm' and this is the only one that's remotely postable

 

Tht's exctly wht it loks lke. Excpt it's th othr hnd....

 

Luckily, it's ONLY mi shift KEY finger... so everything IS now in LOWER case. Except WHEN I get MI TAMPON caught.....

 

Dave - you'd be amazd how th memries cme floodng bck..... Argh....

 

Subtle I know, but I thought someone might notice...



...unless it just wasn't funny

 

TBH, it looks like a smilie holding a pint or a bottle of Coke

 

Chris, if you think it's bad having a tammy on the end of your finger, spare a thought for a 15 year old Sticky, who after an operation on his nose discovered a small blue bit of string dangling from EACH nostril, and had to walk round like that for a whole week. I really did look like a c***

Nope! Before anyone asks, there are no pictures available.

 

Good job it wasn't hanging out of both ears....

 

He comes back, gets the p*** ripped out of him and can't even use the appropriate smiley to retaliate