Right, as Christmas came I asked santa for erm u know what , no not that , well a six pack and the cheeky **** brought me a 6 pack of diet cola , Very anoyed and pied off i chucked it out of th window, and a good shot too as it hit some chav...
Now iv decided to get one the proper way or a bit closer to one,
No cosmetics, no drugs , no funny herbal things either, I asked some chap about running and he told me that it can do some damage to my knees which i don't want this is road running at the national speed limit as i still like the look of my license covering approx 8 to 10 miles, also what about cycling, or tread mill running, now I don't want to look like Arnnie or Bruce lee, but it may be a bonus..
Also I think I may need some new gear trainers, Ill leave Al and CB to tell me the best setting for the susp, camber, although it will need to be able with both fast and slow pace and hairpins..... Also I would like to keep the std body and all bits, so I want the best performance from this going for better torque rather than massive BHPlooking for a better power to weight ratio due to weight reducton program , optimax is out of the question as I can only afford to run the scoob on that..

Monitoring the body will require Stevechaps to fit in some gauges as i don't want to overload the system otherwise this can cause major DET problems and engine failure , up rated brakes and pads have to be done too in the future but are fine for now thanks to Apple.. Currently running a decat system for better flow and breathing also getting rid of heat As the engine will be running efficiently with a reduction toxic fumes.. The Gortex clothing may be of use? Sticky for some cool graphics and Dazza should be able to say do something
Now any imput will be good however if u are a non WYIOC person then u should pay a fiver to charity for good luck before u post , Anyone posting please keep to the topic as Moderators and FBI will pay u a visit should u decide to mess around... Thank U and please call again...

 

After many many miles tabbing with backpack & rifle on countless Combat Fitness Tests, I can vouch for the dodgy knees. Many years of football and some 24HR 5-A Sides and pushing a LDV around a parade square for charity (200 Miles) means that they have definately seen better days..

I now have a Rowing machine.. Not of your dodgy elastic band efforts, but a proper Concept II. Right good it is too.. for the money, it should be.

I also agree on the drive-albility rather than big HP.. All you have to do now is learn how to drive..

I'm afraid Steve has no Defi guages left as I nabbed em first.. you can sniff the boxes if you like..... no charge.

In my time I've looked for the odd 'listening device' in strange and exotic locations, so if you think the FBI are on your case then I can do you a discount at £1k per day. Trust me, this is cheap.

Maybe the FBI's the least of your worries... You should be looking out for men in white coats.. and I thought my posts were mad and digression filled..

 

Quickest way would be to do a photoshop of your naked body, then apply it as a full wrap, in a flexible heat sensetive vinyl. Would cost about the same as a years gum membership, but I doubt it'd last for more than a couple of showers

 

Naa Sticky ill think am gonna go with a lot of Rowing and some cycling (down hill only) Tread mill running to warm up though, erm I should be like the Incredible Hulk in a few hundred years , What about swimming?, not that I can swim
Iv also told the FBI to leave me alone, they said no probs.. just goes to show that telling them that three guys and a half will pull them up in a VW and start flashing a torch at them in the middle of the night, will work try it....OH forgot we already have....